Saturday, November 30, 2019

Saturday, November 30, 2019; At Sea, Oman to Sri Lanka Day 2

Saturday, November 30, 2019; At Sea, Oman to Sri Lanka Day 2

One nice thing about sea days is the ability to sleep in- relatively speaking. We still find that we have to force ourselves to get up early enough to cram in all our planned activities each day, which usually amount to eating and entertainment. 

We had a sit down breakfast followed by our morning trivia.  We finished in our usual 1 point off the lead.  Any idea what sport James Gibb invented in 1890?  Neither did we.  

Ben napped instead of hitting the fitness center to try to speed his recovery.  We had a light lunch in the buffet and then met our progressive trivia team.  We were pleasantly surprised to hear the host announce that there had been a spelling error in the last quiz and that if you answered “Fear of Depths” for Bathophobia, you could claim that point. We didn’t think he would own up to having a wrong answer, but he earned a notch in his esteem belt for that. 

The stakes on his bonus question have been raised to 5 points.  The question was what is Whoopi Goldberg’s real name.  We knew her last name was Johnson, and were pretty sure her first name started with Car..., but couldn’t nail it.  We guessed Carol, but it turned out to be Caryn.  Fortunately, he did offer half credit or 2-1/2 points if you managed to get either the first or last names correct so we didn’t lose the whole bonus.

Today, we held our own and ended up with a cumulative score of 59 1/2 points, which ties us for first place with one other team.  There are 20 teams in this progressive trivia.  

We had a light lunch in the Buffet and then rested up, watching destination and enrichment lectures on the in-room on-demand video system.  After the opulence and orderliness of Abu Dhabi and Dubai, and even Oman, the lecturer warned us to adjust our expectations for Sri Lanka, which will seem much more third world, crowded and dangerous.  

The Enrichment lecture was about the Tea economy. We learned something interesting.  When the British wanted Chinese Tea, but didn’t want to pay silver for it, they flooded China with opium from their poppy fields in India and Afghanistan, and used the Chinese cash from the opium to pay for the tea they wanted.  This lead to the Opium war.  

We finished our afternoon trivia one point off the lead.  In monetary terms, what does ERM mean?  Not what we guessed, at least.  But there were at least a few international financiers who did.  

For the evening’s Harry Potter trivia teamed up with the kids that we had teamed up with during the earlier Disney trivia, and learned that they were 14 and 9 years old.  Their mother joined us, and we managed to tie for first place with another team with younger people.  We lost the tie breaker of guessing how many pairs of glasses Daniel Radcliffe went through while filming the Harry Potter movies.  The other team guessed 40 and we guessed 34, but the actual number was 160, so they won some notebooks.  Fortunately, the other team shared so the kids got notebooks as souvenirs of the game.  

We opted to skip the Princess Theater presentation, which was a crew talent show.  We have seen these in the past, and there is certainly a lot of amateur talent among the crew members, but we opted to turn in early, and watch Casino Royale to refresh our memories and maybe help with a future Bond trivia.  Tomorrow will be another day at sea, the last before reaching Colombo, Sri Lanka.  

Friday, November 29, 2019

Friday, November 29, 2019; At Sea, Oman to Sri Lanka Day 1

Friday, November 29, 2019; At Sea, Oman to Sri Lanka Day 1

Our clocks were moved forward another hour last night.  After struggling all cruise long to avoid getting a respiratory virus that spread from the Chinese passengers to the Australians, Ben has come down with it despite wearing a protective mask in the theater when someone was hacking within a couple of rows, or on the excursion buses. Janet’s immune system has always been better at avoiding the respiratory viruses than Ben’s.  So Ben is clearing his throat constantly and sipping honey lemon tea out of his thermos mug.  Hopefully this will clear by the time we hit Singapore.  

We were able to snag some Australians (Ron and Carolyn) to join us for Trivia in the morning along with Bob and Mary.  We managed to score 16/20, while the winners managed 18.  They asked what Beetles album had Yellow Submarine and Eleanor Rigby on it and we answered “Yellow Submarine” which is technically correct, but “Yellow Submarine” was a compilation album released in 1999.  Those two songs originally came out in 1966 on Revolver, and that was the answer they were looking for.

We went to the shore excursion office to see if we could book our excursions for our next cruise segment- the 10 day round trip out of Singapore to Penang, Malaysia, Phuket, Thailand, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, and Bali, Indonesia.  When we had booked our excursion for the current Rome-Singapore segment, the booking window for the Singapore round trip excursions had not yet opened, and then we were on our Viking River Cruise and extensions.  The desk said they won’t open those excursions for booking until December 7, but if we submit a list of desired excursions, the manager assured us he would slip us in as soon as the bookings opened.  So we went to the Internet cafe and browsed the excursions on the Princess web page, which we could view without using our internet minutes.  By the time we had finished with that, it was time for a quick lunch at the burger bar by the pool and then off to our second Progressive trivia of the trip.

The two people from Tulsa, who had joined us on the very first progressive trivia, didn’t show up today.  Fortunately, Bob, had second thoughts about not doing the progressive, and given a choice between watching Mary crochet or joining us for trivia, he dropped in today.  We found out that our first score of 23 put us in the lead with 2 teams just one point behind us.  The host, Matt, is increasing the gambling stakes on his bonus question, which is worth 4 points today.  We didn’t score nearly as well today, getting only 13/24 possible.  WE did have an issue with one of his questions which was what is bathophobia the fear of.  His answer was stairs, but that is bathmophobia.  He refused to accept the correct answer for the purposes of this trivia.  One question was “What as the first commercially successful Australian Talkie movie?”  Really?  

Ben hit the fitness center for some guilt reduction while Janet surfed the TV and napped.  We missed winning the 4PM trivia by one point with 19/20.  We got the hardest question right (what was Great Britain before it Great Britain- hint- it’s not Brittania), but missed one that we knew, but which our new Aussie team mates were certain they had heard on another trivia quiz and knew their answer was the one the trivia host was looking for.  They insisted it was Norway, being some sort of trick question involving all the fjords, but the answer did turn out to be Canada.  

We were pleasantly surprised to find the broiled New England lobster on the menu again.  Apparently, the chef had enough left over to put it on the menu, even though it was not a formal night, and they put two tails on each of our plates without hesitation when we asked.  They also had a good Key Lime pie. 

The Sapphire Princess production team was doing “Born to be Wild” again, so we opted to check out a new offering Called Cervila’s Tango Revue.  It was in the Explorer’s lounge, a small venue with a tiny stage and small dance floor.  They had some technical difficulties getting the show to start because their video files didn’t play on the back drop screen, but they eventually worked it out and put on a fantastic show of Tango dancing.  We grabbed the last seats up front, and it’s was a sizzling hot evening of Tango dances.  They really needed to be in a bigger venue with an elevated stage because only the people in front could appreciate the fantastic foot work and kicks that were going on.  It brought back memories of Argentina, and a desire to go back there again.  

After the Tango Revue, the Cruise staff put on a gameshow where the dance floor was divided up into halves and participants just had to stand on either the A or B side based on questions and responses by Dr. Ruth in various magazine articles.  An example would be “At the end of a first date, you should A) say Thank You, or B) give your date a passionate kiss.  If you stood on A, you got to stay, but if you stood on B, you had to sit down.  Most of the early questions were pretty conventional but they did end up paring it down to just one man and one woman after about 7 rounds of questions, at which point, both were declared winners.  They each got a bag of prizes and bottle of wine.  

Weather on the Indian Ocean has turned a bit humid and misty with a temperature of 80 degrees at 10PM.  Tomorrow is yet another day at sea.

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Thursday, November 28, 2019; Mina Qaboos (Muscat), Oman. Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 28, 2019; Mina Qaboos (Muscat), Oman.  Thanksgiving

We arrived in the Port of Mina Qaboos as the dawn was breaking over the Arabian Sea.  Mina Qaboos is just a short bus ride from Muscat, the capital of Oman.  This is our last port of call on the Arabian Peninsula, and another Muslim country.  While Oman does have some oil resources, they are not awash in it like some of their more fortunate neighbors.  Their location at the eastern tip of the Arabian Peninsula made them a strategic location for trade between Europe, India and Asia.  The Portuguese controlled it for 150 years before the Ottomans ran them out in the 18th century.  

Our shore excursion loaded us into buses and drove us to Muscat Grand Mosque, which is the third largest mosque in the world.  It also allows visits by infidels.  It is a grand architectural work of white sandstone imported from India with Italian marble floors, and Austrian crystal chandeliers.  We had to take our shoes off, and were allowed to enter the women’s and then the men’s prayer halls.  When we entered the mosque initially, we had to form sexually segregated single file lines.  Once through the main entry, we were then allowed to remix.  

Our guide was an actual Arab, which is quite a change from the UAE where native Arabs rarely are seen directly by tourists.  He is 23 years old and single. He says most people remain single until they approach 30, when marriage matches are made.  The current rate for a woman’s dowry runs about US $50,000 which is usually spent on gold jewelry, which stays with the woman if there is a divorce.  Interestingly enough, if you keep the marriage to within the immediate family (cousins are the primary pool of candidates) you can get a $10,000 discount on the dowry.  He also said it’s possible for an Arab husband to have 3 wives, but he must treat all 3 wives with equal attention and support.  He said that doesn’t happen that often because in these modern times, women tend to get jealous.  He did try to emphasize that women have equal rights in Oman, and are treated very fairly.  For example, he said women can drive in Oman, and there isn’t a law that forbids them from walking around in western clothing, but because they are practicing Islam, they choose to wear the garments that are so concealing.  

When we toured the women’s prayer room, it was nicely appointed with marble floors and crystal chandeliers.  But when we went into the men’s prayer room, it was more like stepping under the dome at St. Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican.  It was at least ten times the size of the women’s prayer room, and much more ornately decorated.  What was nice was that we weren’t rushed through the rooms, and could take a good look around and take pictures at will, unlike in the Vatican or in the Mosques in Abu Dhabi or Dubai.  What is notably absent from these mosques is any religious iconography.  While a Catholic Cathedral is covered with statues, mosaics and paintings depicting Jesus, the Holy Trinity and the apostles, there is absolutely no imagery of human or animal forms- only floral and geometric designs, and lots of Arabic Script.  

We then drove 160km outside Muscat to Al Hazm Castle, one of the most magnificent castles in Oman.  This is on the short list to become a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and is an interesting place.  It was built to house Imam Sultan bin Saif al Yarubi, and is quite a fortification, complete with turrets housing canons, “Murder Holes” in the walls allowing snipers to pick off any potential invaders, tunnels and secret passages.  There is a spring that flows through secret channels under the castle, and rooms for storage of vast quantities of grain and dates.  There is also a built in natural air conditioning system that you can peer from the top floor all the way down into the subterranean passages 3 or 4 floors below. It was fun to climb through the secret passages and explore the castle.  

Our last stop was the Al Nadia Resort and Spa for lunch.  This is surrounded by the Jebel Mountains and Nakhon Springs, where we could see date plantations and other agricultural fields.  Lunch was a buffet, which was all you can eat with soda and bottled water included, but fairly uninspired cuisine.  It was marginally better than the buffet we ate at outside Petra.  

Most people napped on the long drive back into Muscat.  There is an impressive old city wall that separates Muscat from Mina Qaboos that looks like a freeway overpass.  When we got back to the ship, we walked from the ship to the main terminal building to get a little exercise and to check for free wifi.  Unfortunately, there was no free wifi, but we found a large wooden Dhow tied up next to our that was loaded up with goats.  That was an unusual find.  

Sailing out of Mina Qaboos was quite scenic as the sun was setting, and there were several lighted sunset dinner cruise dhows on the water.  

We got back to the ship in time for the 4:30PM trivia and pulled together a team with Bob, Pam and two Australians, Ron and Carolyn, who had joined the cruise in Dubai. We tied with one other team for the top score and had a tie breaker of how long is the world’s longest worm?  The other team guessed 2.5’ while we guessed 25’ figuring a tapeworm could easily be that long.  The host had said the answer had to be closest without going over, so we were afraid to go too big. Well, we won because the answer was 90’.  That’s some worm.  

It was Thanksgiving, so they had turkey with stuffing but mashed potatoes were absent from the menu.  Americans make up only about 25% of the passengers on this itinerary.  The majority are Australians, while the second largest group is Canadians.  We Americans probably only slightly outnumber the Asians, but for an itinerary that ends in Singapore, that’s probably to be expected.  

The Princess Theater show featured a comedian Chris Strait, who pretty much bombed.  A significant percentage of the audience snuck out of the theater during the show.  The Sapphire Princess singers and dancers did do a very short disco number to open the show, so it wasn’t a total loss, but from now on, we’re sitting close to the exit for the comedians.  

Our clock go forward another hour tonight.  We have 3 consecutive sea days as we make our way across the Indian Ocean to Sri Lanka, but we’re sure to continue to keep busy. 

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Wednesday, November 27, 2019; At Sea, Dubai to Muscat (Mina Qaboos), Oman.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019; At Sea Dubai to Muscat, Oman

We sailed through the Strait of Hormuz for a second time, being able to see both Oman and Iran on either side of the ship.  We had company of multiple large tankers and freighters. It is nice to have that part of our journey behind us without making an unscheduled port of call in Iran.  

We had a late morning today after a late night last night. We barely made it to the morning Trivia this morning.  We met up with Bob and Mary and played with just 4 players.  We ended up scoring 2pts behind the leaders.  

Ben hit he fitness center and Janet watched the destination lecture before our second round of progressive trivia.  We ended up recruiting two new players, Tom and Laura from Tulsa, OK, who walked in the venue just as the game was starting because Bob was opting out of the progressive trivia for this last segment to attend the enrichment lectures live. We had a good start with a perfect score including 3 bonus points for knowing the year Freddie Mercury died. 

We opted to take tea instead of lunch today, and then attend the afternoon trivia with Bob.  We recruited Trish from Florida at the last second, who was wandering looking lost as the game started.  It turns out her usual team had to scramble to find a place to sit, and they didn’t spot her, nor she them.  We managed to finish one point off the lead with 20/21, and 2 teams tied with 21/21.  We didn’t know the original color of Coca Cola, but nailed all the other questions.  The tie breaker was how many times has Phantom of the Opera played on Broadway since it opened.  The answer they were looking for was 10,401 and counting.  

We retired to the room to watch an enrichment lecture on the history of pop music from the 50’s and 60’s.  It is done by one of the ship’s entertainers who is quite knowledgeable and had put together a really good program like a Ken Burns documentary on music of the era.  His background as a performer added additional perspective on the history. For example, he noted that Burt Baccarat songs were notoriously hard for performers because of constant time changes and frequent vocal pitch leaps.  These facts were easy to demonstrate because it was extremely hard to clap along with most of the songs which would go from 4/4 to 3/4 to 5/4 and back again to accommodate complex lyrics and rhythms that are interesting to hear, but very difficult to perform.  

We got into our formal clothes again and had a late dinner.  The service is still good, but the staff gets tired towards the end of a meal, and even though the rolls are fresh baked daily, by the end of the 5:15-9:30 serving period, they lose some of their crispness.  The hot items aren’t as hot, and the cold items aren’t as cold as if you show up right at 5:15pm, when Ben prefers.  It’s easier for the chefs and kitchens to prepare foods if the exact serving time is known, so in some ways, the flexibility of anytime dining is a compromise between passenger convenience and quality of the presentation of the dishes.  But even closing down the dining room like we did today, the staff still manages to provide courteous and attentive service, and a pleasant dining experience.  We did finish with a Chocolate Journey hazelnut bar, which never fails to satisfy.  

Some people lament formal nights, but it is fun to see how people clean up and it does make for a more elegant and special evening two nights out of each cruise segment.  They usually have a captain’s reception during the first formal night of each cruise segment, and this was the first that we have seen the waiters bringing out beer in addition to champagne to pass around during the reception.  It seems like it’s all too easy to come by free champagne on these cruises, so the beer was a nice change.

We finished the evening with a Princess Theater Showtime featuring Sharene, “The World’s Greatest Female Harmonia Soloist”.   She is a 25 year old Malaysian woman who plays the harmonica like a stereotypical Asian piano or violin virtuoso.  We have never seen anyone playing a harmonica like that, so it was quite a thing to see such a unique performance.  It was most amazing how she was able to articulate the individual notes so precisely and quickly.  She did a rendition of Flight of the Bumble Bee that was quite dizzying.  She was backed by the Sapphire Princess orchestra, but normally tours throughout Asia with her all harmonica band.  She did one number, the William Tell Overture, backed by two of her harmonica band via video in the background on the giant set backdrop, and it was something to see and hear the giant bass harmonica and baritone harmonicas providing a full orchestral background to her solo harmonica work.  You’ll have to look for Sharene Harmonica on YouTube.  

We got our mini-bar restocked, but Room Service has been swamped by the new incoming passengers, so it took all day to get it swapped out for two new coffee cards.  It’s too bad our internet minutes wont’ get renewed until our next cruise segment in Singapore.  Janet had managed to burn through more than half her allowance by the halfway point of this cruise, and the free Wifi at the terminals in Abu Dhabi and Dubai was not fast or reliable enough to get our pictures uploaded.  

We arrive in Muscat (Mina Qaboos), Oman tomorrow.  This is a large Arabian country not endowed with oil or natural gas reserves, so it should prove a bit of a contrast to the UAE.  

Tuesday, November 26, 2019; Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Tuesday, November 26, 2019; Dubai, United Arab Emirates

We awoke to find the lights of Dubai twinkling in the pre-dawn light.  The Burj Khalifa was up until very recently the world’s tallest building.  It stands out in the skyline like a needle piercing the sky.  Dubai’s skyline is very modern, exceeding the architectural creativeness and versatility of Abu Dhabi, if that were possible.  There is a modern cruise terminal and after we docked, a second similarly sized German cruise ship tied up.  

We had a very full day with two planned excursions, as we had in Abu Dhabi.  The morning excursion was a city tour featuring stops at a Mosque, along the ultramodern waterfront, a Cultural heritage center, The Dubai Museum, housed in an ancient fort, and the markets in the older central part of Dubai which included blocks of gold and jewelry dealers, blocks of spice distributors, and textile markets.  

Driving around the modern waterfront is another exhibition of architectural wonders, with many structures listed in the Guinness Book of World Records.  There is a museum under construction that forms an open oval.  

Our first stop was a brief photo stop at the Jumeirah Mosque.  It seems that throughout the UAE, there is an emphasis in portraying Islam as a peaceful and inclusive religion.  Dubai will be hosting a world’s fair exposition in 2020 and its motto includes tolerance and coexistence as the world moves into the future.  At the time of our visit, the Mosque was closed but its iconic architecture is echoed by other mosques throughout the city.  In the residential parts of Dubai, there is a mosque every 2.5km, and building codes forbid the construction of any buildings higher than the minarets of the mosque.  This is so that faithful Muslims can hear and respond to the five times daily calls to prayer.  An interesting feature was there were what looked like metal benches scattered throughout the courtyards surrounding the mosque, but on closer inspection, these were retractable prayer rugs that could be pulled out to cover much of the courtyard.  Another interesting feature was a small covered marble pavilion for washing worshipper’s feet.  It reminded us of the water dipping stations situated outside Buddhist temples in Japan used for their cleansing rituals. We were not disappointed not to go inside- the crowds and waiting at the Abu Dhabi Sheik Zayed Mosque was just too much, and after all the cathedrals, churches and mosques we have seen on this trip, we are cathedral and mosque fatigued.  We were just happy to get out of the bus to stretch our legs and walk around in the very pleasant sunny 78 degree weather.  

The UAE has clearly envisioned their post oil future to rely on the entertainment and hospitality industry, creating mega-luxury resorts and entertainment facilities that surpass even Orlando, Florida.  There are a number of theme parks, and the push is on to manufacture ever more man-made islands in the Persian Gulf to create ever more inviting environments to attract visitors.  You may have see the satellite photos of Dubai’s artificial islands that look like a giant palm tree from space, and even a map of the Earth’s continents floating in the Persian Gulf.  From ground level, these features just look like blocks of ultra modern and plush hotels, offices and condominiums.  

Some of these structures were designed to reflect some of the Arab cultural icons.  A cluster of buildings on the waterfront resemble the prow and sails of the trade ship that put the Emirates on the map as a trading hub on the Persian Gulf long before oil was discovered. The Burj Al Arab Hotel is the one that looks like a ship’s sail. We made a brief photo stop next to a huge waterpark.  We didn’t get to get a peek inside, which is adorned with marble and 19,000 sq ft of 24kt gold leaf.  We learned that it has 84 suites that start at $11,000 per night, and has a full time staff of more than 350 employees.  The employees are housed in a much more modest hotel out in the suburbs of Dubai, and commute via a private shuttle.  All of the non-administrative or professional employees are foreigners from places like Pakistan, India, the Philippines, and other countries.  The minimum base salary for these service workers is about $500/month, but room and board is included, as well as transportation costs and healthcare. Ethnic Emirates get a minimum base salary of $5000/month, and most work for the Government or in high level administrative and managerial positions.

According to one of our guides, there are privileges associated with being an ethnically pure Emirate besides the 10x boost in minimum wage.  There is an incentive to have children, but only if they are ethnically pure Emirate.  Those children get a free education- that includes sending those children to US Ivy League schools if they so desire- at UAE government expense.  All government positions are open only to ethnic Emirates.  And healthcare is free to ethnic Emirates, even if they have to go to the US, or if they have to pay to have a specialist flown in from the USA to their country to provide care not locally available.  If someone marries a foreigner, these benefits disappear.  

There wasn’t much apparent to see at the Dubai Cultural Heritage Center, aside from a replica of a Bedouin tent, and an adjacent camel enclosure with a live camel and it’s cute calf.  It wasn’t so much a museum as it was a working academic facility with offices filled with secretaries and anthropologists.  What we did see there was a highly peculiar Japanese behavior of mugging for photographs.  There was a large group of young Japanese tourists, and for some reason, they seemed to be 80% girls, with about one guy per 6 girls, and the guys seemed to have high end camera equipment.  These girls were plugging up the narrow corridors striking their cute kawaii poses for their photographers singly and in groups.  It seemed they had no interest in all at what particular site they were visiting aside from its potential to achieve a new instagram breakthrough.  They seemed to be on a parallel itinerary because we would run into them again, and wherever we ran into them, they were striking poses for the cameras.  They had apparently not gotten the message that women must dress conservatively in Dubai.  We have been reminded multiple times that to visit mosques, all women’s hair must be covered, and arms and legs are to be covered with baggy opaque clothing.  Well, these Japanese girls were all dolled up like Anime characters in short skirts and tops that probably would have stirred outrage (or something else) in native Muslims, but the majority of the population of the UAE are non-Emirates.  They are now from India, Pakistan, and neighboring countries, working and living in the UAE.  

From the Cultural Heritage Center, we went to the Dubai Museum, housed in the Al Fahidi Fort, built in 1787.  Seeing this was a striking contrast to the modern steel and glass waterfront.  There were exhibits of Dubai’s earlier days as a fishing village and early trading hub.  Pearl bearing oysters used to thrive in the waters off Dubai, and were a major source of economic power until the Japanese flooded the market with farmed pearls created by seeding oysters.  Dubai went through some very hard times, but managed to survive because of its importance as a trade hub for both waterborne and overland trade between the Mediterranean and Indian Oceans.  But when oil and gas were discovered after WWII, Dubai’s fortunes would forever change.  

We took a short but pleasant boat ride across the Dubai Creek to the heart of the old commercial district filled with streets of shops in specific markets.  There is a street dedicated to gold and jewelry stores called the Gold Souk.  There are neighboring Souks for textiles, spices and even household utensils.  There were some pretty amazing pieces of gold jewelry- some looking almost like gold chain mail dresses and vests.  The gold is priced by the ounce, but there are additional charges for labor and workmanship.  It was fun to look at, but hard to imagine actually spending that kind of money.  But in the UAE, there are certainly individuals with crazy money.  There are more Ferraris and Lamborghinis in the UAE per capita than anywhere else in the world.  As we drove on a highway, one of our guides pointed out a license plate with the single digit “9” on it.  He had a good laugh, because it was mounted on a modest $50,000 SUV.  He said that a single digit license plate is the ultimate expression of indulgence in the UAE.  These are auctioned off like Renoir paintings.  He asked us to guess what a single digit vanity plate might cost and we ventured a couple hundred thousands of dollars- go big or go home, we figured.  Well, we were off by a factor of 100.  So we were seeing a $10 Million dollar license plate.  The license plate “1” was auctioned for nearly $750 Million dollars.  

The spice markets had some very interesting items, but so many of the vendors had the exact same things that they wanted to show you, like Iranian saffron, sulfur, indigo and exotic teas.  Most of the vendors were Indian or Pakistani, and many were very aggressive and persistent.  You felt guilty about waving them off, but never in danger because crime in Dubai is extremely rare.  Our guides all said that it is safe for a single woman to wander the streets in the middle of the night, and for people to leave their cars and homes unlocked, and purses unattended.  Apparently the justice system in some Muslim countries is remarkably swift and effective.  You do the crime, and you will face immediate and severe punishment.  No appeals, no crooked lawyers to get you off.  No country club prisons, and very few repeat offenders.  

Our morning tour ended at the Souks and we got back to the ship with time for a quick lunch in the buffet and then back out to the terminal for our next excursion, which was a 4WD Desert Adventure and Oasis Dinner.  We were picked up in 4WD Toyota Land Cruisers.  These were smaller than the Ford Expeditions we had been in recently for the Abu Dhabi Camel Caravan experience.  A tiny Ukrainian-New-Jersey woman hopped into the shotgun seat, leaving us and another couple in their late 60’s to sort out the back.  There was supposed to be 6 passengers in each vehicle, but because the Ukrainian woman was single, we got to leave the cruise port with only 5 passengers and our driver/guide.  Unlike the Abu Dhabi excursion, we only had to drive 40 minutes to get to where the desert dunes and camels were.  We had an excellent guide who was born in Pakistan, but has worked in UAE for 19 years.  His English was excellent, and he gave us a tremendous insight into the sociopolitical oddities of life in the UAE.  

Our guide had done this tour with many traveling celebrities including Martha Stewart and Selena Gomez.  He had a nice selfie on his phone of him posing with Selena Gomez.  He said that Martha Stewart was charming, gracious and even pretended to like his cooking.  We did learn that he has 3 young children and has been married 10 years in an arranged marriage after a prior failed non-arranged “love” relationship.  

As we drove out of Dubai, we saw a huge mountain rising out of the desert.  It looked almost as odd as Uluru (Ayers’ Rock) in the middle of the Australian outback.  As unbelievable as it may seem, it is entirely a landfill with construction debris and garbage.  There seemed to be an endless line of huge heavy trucks winding up the road to its summit and back down.  We weren’t sure he wasn’t joking until the freeway exit sign clearly pointed out the landfill.  So perhaps the mystery of Ayers’ Rock has been at long last solved- landfill for the long lost advanced civilization of Australia’s outback.

Our destination was an entertainment facility adjacent to a large nature preserve with populations of endangered oryx and gazelles.  After turning off the road and into the preserve, our guide got out and let the air out of the Land Rover’s tires to reduce the pressure to 15psi.  Then we headed out over the sand dunes for a wild roller coaster ride for about a half hour.  We had spotted some gazelle resting under some brush, but we were hanging on for dear life and unable to get any wildlife pictures as the Land Cruiser kept pace with about 25 other Land Cruisers with passengers from our ship and other hotels around Dubai.  We made two stops- one to take pictures of the dunes, and a second one to watch the sunset over the dunes and have a soft drink.  Then we reached the “desert camp”.  About a dozen camels were waiting outside the facility, which featured a central stage surrounded by low tables, a bar and several buffet tables.  

Janet and I mounted up on a camel for a brief ride around the parking lot- just a few minutes.  The saddles on these camels were vastly better than the Abu Dhabi ones, so the experience was not nearly as uncomfortable for Ben as had been the Abu Dhabi one.  But as brief as the ride was, it was good  and plenty for Ben.  We are now experienced camel riders.  

The dinner program included beer/wine/soft drinks, a buffet dinner featuring middle eastern fare (grilled chicken, beef kabobs, rice, etc) and entertainment consisting of a twirling male dancer, a belly dancer, and a fire dancer who put on a show very much like the Samoan fire dancers at a Hawaiian Luau.  The whole affair actually was exactly like an Arabian Luau.  The performances were good, and the food was plentiful and tasty, but we had to sit Arabian style on very low tables and pillows.  This was difficult and uncomfortable for many cruise ship passengers.  But the weather was perfect and there wasn’t a single fly or mosquito to be seen in the desert night.  

We got back to the ship in time for a local folkloric show brought onto the ship.  This featured a pair of twirling male dancers, accompanied by 4 female belly dancers.  The twirling male dancers put on a show very much like the one we had watched in the desert oasis.  At one point in the performance, the dancers flick on LED lights embedded in their twirling skirts, creating a wild light show as part of their dance performances.  The ladies did a great job with several numbers, including a solo by one of the dancers.  They also came down into the audience and got audience members involved in the dancing.  It was an excellent program, and we were glad we made it back in time to watch it.  

We finished our evening sitting on the promenade deck using the cruise terminal’s free wifi to download email.  For some reason, Ben’s photostream for this trip stopped uploading properly.  We may have to wait until we have a better internet connection to resume uploading photos from this trip.  

Tomorrow is a day at sea, and another formal night.  We have taken on new passengers in Dubai, so there will be another champagne waterfall, and it appears that a new progressive trivia will start tomorrow as well.  So we’ll have a busy day at sea as we head back through the Strait of Hormuz and out into the Arabian Sea.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Monday, November 25, 2019; Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates (UAE)

Monday, November 25, 2019; Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates (UAE)

We have managed to make it all the way through the Suez Canal, past Yemen and Somalia, and past Iran’s Revolutionary Guards to make port at Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates.  There are actually seven Emirates that make up the UAE.  The two that everyone recognizes are Abu Dhabi and Dubai.  The other five are more obscure.  Pulling into the Abu Dhabi at dawn, it is evident that Abu Dhabi is a very modern and well developed city.  It has a very sophisticated skyline sparking with steel and glass in a veritable architect’s playground.  

Everyone on the ship, passengers and staff, has to be cleared by the Abu Dhabi customs and immigrations staff with in person presentation of passports.  This delayed our excursions somewhat, but compared with the fiasco we experienced in Okinawa with Japanese authorities taking 5 hours to clear us, the Emirates staff simply verified our faces, stamped the passports, and then retained them with ship’s staff for further processing so we could be on our way with a copy of our passport’s photo page.  We will get our passports back when the ship leaves Dubai tomorrow.  

Our morning tour was a “Best of Abu Dhabi”, which filled over 12 buses.  This included a driving tour around the city pointing out things like Ferrari World, Corporate Headquarters for Emirati Oil, and the Presidential Palace.  The city is a glimmering example of what you can do with ambition and unlimited cash.  The streets are modern, free of pot holes, and there is no litter or tagging.  There are abundant street murals and mosaic artwork .  Even the cell phone towers are elaborately disguised as palm trees.  There were no evident homeless or beggars anywhere.  

Our first official stop was the Sheik Zayed Mosque, one of a few around the planet that allows visits by infidels.  We were allowed to walk around the courtyard, and to have a peek inside one of the prayer halls, which happened to feature multiple crystal and 21kt gold chandeliers.  It is a huge complex with more domes than you can count.  The entrance was probably more than a quarter mile from the outer walls, through lotus blossom shaped glass domes leading into an air conditioned mega shopping mall.  There are moving walkways in the long tunnels leading toward the mosque, not unlike in some huge international airports.  There is security at the perimeter of the Mosque with metal detectors and x-ray machines that actually work and are manned.  (We have seen plenty of security theater on this trip, but this place had serious security in place. For some reason, they do not allow photography in the huge underground shopping mall outside the perimeter of the mosque.). 

Once inside the Mosque, it was a bit reminiscent of the Vatican Museums in terms of the sense of being rushed through the with hoards of people.  There were guards/ushers everywhere saying keep moving and actually pushing you if you didn’t move as fast as they wanted you to go.  There are a few designated “photo spots” where you can snap a quick picture or two before being herded on the next spot.  They also funneled people through zig-zag cues like at a Disney Theme Park Ride just so they could rescan your ticket multiple times at multiple checkpoints in the complex.  

The place is impressive, to be sure.  Lots of polished imported marble and all the floral artwork in the marble walls is intarsia with semiprecious stones- no gold leaf plaster carvings or paintings.  The chandeliers in the prayer rooms are 21kt gold and crystal.  It can accommodate 40,000 devotees for the five times a day prayers. Everything is spotless and constantly maintained.  

But unlike the Vatican Museums, there were no notable artifacts to be seen.  It seemed like an awful lot of hassle and stress to get a peek at a couple of very expensive chandeliers.  We could have skipped all that hassle and just taken a few pictures of all the gleaming white domes on the outside, and we probably would have felt like we used our time better on something else. 

Our next stop was something called the UAE Heritage Village, which was like a tiny cultural center, but the cultural part, with Bedouin tents and a live camel, was entirely unstaffed.  There were just a handful of plaques to read.  The majority of the complex was vendor shops and a small museum. There was a nice stretch of beach around back with a view of the striking skyline of Abu-Dhabi, so it was definitely worth making a quick stop there.  

The last stop was a fish market very close to where the ship was moored.  There were probably a couple hundred stalls all manned and full of fish, but so many of the vendors had the same fish laid out, it is hard to know who to buy what from unless everyone just has their “usual” fish guy.  

We got back to the ship late, and barely had time to run through the International cafe to grab cold sandwiches, and then head back to the lounge to get our excursion stickers.

Our second excursion was a Camel Caravan experience.  We thought it would be a quick Camel ride but we got piled into a couple of Ford Expeditions and then driven 90 minutes outside of Abu Dhabi, deep into the desert dunes, to a place called The Arabian Nights Village.  This is set up like an oasis in the desert with cabins, a lodge, outside stage area for shows, a tiny zoo, and desert activity center with camels and UTV’s.  

We extricated ourselves out of the SUV’s and when we asked if we could use the bathroom before getting on the camels, they said yes- just pee anywhere.  Well, there was no cover, other than the rolling sand dunes around us.  It was hard to climb the dunes to find some privacy.  Fortunately, they had parked a UTV on the top of a nearby dune that we used for cover.  

We were loaded onto the camels in tandem with Ben in front and Janet behind.  The camels lay on their bellies to allow riders to climb on, but when the stand up, you have to hang on for dear life because the seat tilts nearly 35 degrees forward, and then 35 degrees backward, like a slow motion bucking movement.  Once you’re up, you’re feet are about 5’ off the ground.  A camel’s gait is not nearly as smooth as a horse’s.  It has something to do with the way they move their feet, but it sure felt like the spine of the camel was getting jammed deep into perineum (no man’s land between the thighs) with very little of the rider’s weight being supported by the buttocks like on a horse saddle.  At least for Ben, it was not a pleasant experience at all, but Janet said she enjoyed the novelty, and would do it again.  Ben was glad the ride was just 30 minutes.  

After the camel ride, we got a tour of their banquet facilities and some juice and Arab coffee, which tasted a bit spicy, like it had some cinnamon in it.  Then it was a long ride back to the ship.  

All in all, the camel caravan was a more interesting excursion, but it’s hard to believe they couldn’t have found a way to do that with a much closer location and shorter drive.  As for the morning tour, we would have probably be better off to use the Hop-On Hop-Off bus to get a closer and more leisurely look at the sights around Abu Dhabi.  If we ever return to Abu Dhabi, that would be our strategy. 

We had a nice dinner in the dining room- surf and turf for Janet and leg of lamb for Ben.   Then we walked back into the very modern and comfortable cruise ship terminal to use their free Wifi to try to update our photostream.  The bandwidth available on the ship is simply not adequate to keep our photostream updated.

Tomorrow, we say farewell to many passengers who are disembarking in Dubai, including our trivia partners Linda and Paul.  We have a desert Jeep tour to see a camel market, and will have yet another opportunity to ride camels.  Ben may opt to keep his feet firmly planted on the sand and take photos.  

Sunday, November 24, 2019; At Sea Aqaba to Abu Dhabi Day 6

Sunday, November 24, 2019; At Sea Aqaba to Abu Dhabi Day 6

It’s hard to believe this is our 6th day at sea since Aqaba because by the 5th sea day on our Hawaii cruise out of Los Angeles, it seemed like we were ready to see land again. But to be fair, even though we didn’t get off the ship, we did spend 5 hours in Jeddah on the dock and made a near shore call in Egypt for the medical evacuations.  There are signs of our duration at sea, including the disappearance of iceberg and romaine lettuces from the buffet and the ripening of the honeydew melons, which until now have been to hard to eat.  The cantaloupe ought to be edible by the time we hit Dubai.  The ship’s staff say we won’t get resupplied with fruit and vegetables until we get to Singapore.  

We had an average performance at our morning trivia, missing a win by 
2 points.  We held our own in the progressive trivia and gained that contested point so we finished in a 4 way tie for second place.  

The pop choir and drum circle/ukulele classes had their recitals in the Princess Theaters so we went and watched Jackie in her drum circle and Mary in the choir.  They got a standing ovation, of course.  

Our performance in the afternoon trivia was 2 pts off the win.  What does a praying mantis have only one of that most other insects have two or more?  And what childhood disease is frequently referred to as 64 roses because its young sufferers can’t pronounce the real name?  Anyone know which finger Jerry Garcia is missing, or which rock star was in Wayne’s World and Prince of Darkness?  

We got into our formal wear for the first time this cruise, just as the ship was heading into the Strait of Hormuz, within 20 miles of the shores of Iran.  Being closer to land, we have been seeing brown boobies diving at fish near the ship’s wake and have seen a few flying fish for the first time.  

We were treated to lobster for dinner, and it was a very good New England broiled lobster, and our waiter had no issues with bringing us an extra lobster and drawn butter.  Surprisingly, there was no Chocolate Journey dessert, but they did have baked Alaska.  This baked Alaska actually had crunchy bits of crystallized sugar on the top of the meringue, which was a new twist for us.  

After dinner, we rendezvoused with our trivia team for what might end up being our last game with Linda and Paul, who will be disembarking in Dubai the day after tomorrow.  It was for Broadway Musicals Trivia, and we were able to walk away with another win.  It was nice to end our trivia with Linda and Paul with a win.  We shared the champagne while watching A.J. Clarke do a tribute to the Rat Pack in the same venue, and toasted to having had a great trivia team. 

Tomorrow we arrive in Abu Dhabi, and as of 11PM, we have successfully transited the strait of Hormuz without being intercepted by Iranian Revolutionary Guards, so we are breathing a sigh of relief.  We have two excursions booked for morning and afternoon, so we will be off the ship until dinner time.  

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Saturday, November 23, 2019; At Sea Aqaba to Abu Dhabi Day 5. Sailing in the Arabian Sea off Oman

Saturday, November 23, 2019. At Sea Aqaba to Abu Dhabi Day 5.  Sailing in the Arabian Sea off Oman

We appear to have made it through the most dangerous waters with respect to the risk of piracy for the purpose of ransom as we have made it into the more open Arabian Sea off Oman.  We can only hope the Iranians are done causing trouble with shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. The weather has remained hazy and warm. The winds are not as strong out on the Arabian Sea as they had been off Eritrea and Somalia. 

Our clocks sprung forward another hour this morning so we are now on Dubai time.  

Our sea day routine continues to keep us busy.  Our trivia team missed winning the morning trivia by one point.  Some of the questions were just bad like “What kind of weapon is a Falcon”.  Most people answered “Jet fighter” because the F-16 is called a Falcon, but the host would only accept the answer of “sword”.  We also did not know how many eye lids a cat has on each eye.  Look it up.  It’s not what you would think. And they asked “What percentage of an egg’s weight is its shell?”  You had to get the answer exact percentage with no +/- margin.  

Ben hit the fitness center while Janet watched an enrichment lecture on the TV.  The ship has actually been posting the lectures on the on-demand video so we can watch them from the comfort of our bed.  It’s more comfortable to sleep through a lecture if you’re already in bed.

Today, we are half-way through our Rome to Singapore leg of this cruise (14 days).  Janet has burned through a little more than half her internet minute allowance while Ben is a little less than half-way.  We may have to cut back on how often we check e-mail and post updates to avoid having to buy more internet time than what we get free as Elite Princess passengers.  We have already stopped uploading photos, which take much too long over the ship’s limited bandwidth.  If we find decent free Wifi in Abu Dhabi or Dubai, we might be able to update our photostream, but it may ultimately have to wait until we check into our hotel in Singapore at the end of our second cruise segment (round trip out of Singapore), and just before heading back home.

Ben has also burned through his coffee card good for 15 espresso drinks at this point, but that will get refilled in Dubai.  Janet has barely used her card, so we will swap cards to burn up the espresso drinks on Janet’s card before they expire in Dubai.

Our progressive trivia performance yesterday pushed us well up in the rankings to tie for 4th place behind 3 higher scoring teams without a point for our carbon vs graphite answer.  The host said he was unable to get on the internet to verify our contention that carbon was a correct answer but if we could provide evidence, he’d allow it.  We were able to print out a Google search of “Does cutting a diamond with a laser produce carbon?” which definitively stated “at the point of focus, the diamond’s structure is converted to carbon vapor...”.  If we get that point, we will be pushed up into a 3way tie for 2nd place and just 2 points off the lead. Our performance today was more average- not great, but good enough to probably maintain our standing.  

Out afternoon trivia proved to be a low scoring event with some pretty off the wall questions including “By 40 years of age, what does 1 in three British men thought to have?”- yes the question makes no grammatical sense.  The answer was “A criminal record”.  That’s hard to believe.  Oh, and by the way, for what children’s cartoon was Barron Greenbacks a villain?  Good luck finding an answer to that.  

Another benefit of our Elite status is something they call a Grapevine Wine Tasting, something they charge non Elite passengers $10 to attend.  We got to sample a sparkling wine from Italy, a dry white wine from Austria (made with Gruner Veltliner grapes grown in the Wachau Valley that we had just cruised through on our Danube River cruise), a sweeter Sauvignon Blanc from France, a Merlot blend from Chile, and Malbec from Argentina.  These were all between $30-40 per bottle aboard.  There were some crackers, fruit and cheeses to help us clear our palettes between the samples, and each pour was about 3 oz so we were plenty ‘happy’ by the time we got through the last wine.  We liked the Malbec best- we seem to have developed an affinity for it since our 60 day South America cruise when we were introduced to it in Iguazu and Buenos Aires.  

Dinner was prime rib night, and they served a cut as nice as the ones served in the specialty steakhouse.  There was also a new Chocolate Journey dessert made with a raspberry creme brûlée and chocolate mousse that was quite decadent.  

Our after dinner entertainment started with a Sapphire Princess Production team show called “Let Me Entertain You”.  This was a high energy show with great costumes, singing, dancing and sets with live music by the Sapphire Princess Band well worth showing up early to get a good seat for.  

We then raced out to participate in the James Bond Trivia.  We got Jackie and Michael from Calgary to substitute for Bob and Mary.  Roo, who hosted the trivia, insisted on having everyone bring their papers down to the front to grade each question as it was asked, so it took a really long time to get through the 25 questions, but we scored 24/25 and won a bottle of champagne.  

While we drank the champagne, the comedian David Copperfield did another show in the Explorer’s lounge where the trivia was, so we just stay put.  He did a lot of the same sort of material as he did in the big theater, but did more singing in this show.  



Tomorrow is probably the last progressive trivia game, and a formal night.  There should be lobster in the dining room.  There are also a lot of wrap up activities (pop choir, drum circle, ukulele concert, Princess Pop star) because many people are ending their cruise in Dubai, including our trivia partners Linda and Paul.  It will be bittersweet to see them off at Dubai.