Friday, January 31, 2020

Friday, January 31, 2020; At Sea, Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles

Friday, January 31, 2020; At Sea, Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles

It’s always sad to start packing up at the end of a cruise.  It was nice that there was a full day at sea between Cabo San Lucas and our disembarkation in Los Angeles to transition us from being in Cruising mode to getting ready to head home.  

We met for breakfast in the dining room and then attended an Escape room activity in the chapel that George had signed us up for earlier in the cruise.  The sign up was for groups of 8 and the cost was $5 per person, which is a change from the Escape room we did on our 60 day South America cruise.   So in addition to our family, there was a couple from California that joined us in solving the puzzles.  


The set up was that we were supposed to meet with a ship’s magician in the Chapel who would lead us through the activity.  They started off with a safety video explaining ground rules for the activity, which was interrupted by an announcement that an antique vase had disappeared from near the ship’s bridge, along with the Magician.  We were supposed to figure out what happened to the Magician and vase by examining the Magician’s luggage, which was on a table in the middle of the room. 

There were several trunks in the room. One was unlocked, while others were locked with a variety of locking devices including keyed padlocks, numeric combination locks with 3 and 4 digits, and a 5 digit alphanumeric tumbler lock.  The unlocked trunk contained many seemingly random items, but we had focused on finding clues that could solve each type of locking device, and we were ultimately able to solve all the puzzles and unlock all the boxes in about 15 minutes, which was pretty good.  There was a 30 minute time limit, and most groups only manage to open the last trunk revealing the missing vase in closer to 20-30 minutes.  The host is allowed to give hints if a group seems to be struggling, but we only needed one clue.  

From there, Ben and Janet attended a Wine Tasting activity that is one of the perks of being Elite members.  This featured wines from New Zealand, The Columbia River Valley, Napa Valley, Chile and Italy.  

We had our last lunch in the dining room and then let Betty take a nap to rest while Ben and Dave did a 70’s and 80’s TV trivia game with a couple from California, and won a bottle of champagne, which was given to the other couple since we already had one in our refrigerator that we plan on giving to our room steward.  

We then watched the final for the Voice of the Ocean, featuring 6 very talented passengers.  

Ben and Janet teamed up with 3 passengers from Sweden to do the afternoon trivia, which was an all new trivia, and lost by 2 points.  We had missed the point value for the bullseye on a dart board, most winning Formula One racing driver, and what marine animal has remained unchanged over the last 700 Million years.  

We met up with the family for our last dinner in the dining room and said our farewells to Ronaldo, our waiter, who was sweet and very kind in accommodating Betty’s special needs.  They concluded the dinner with the traditional parade of the Baked Alaska dessert.  

After dinner, Ben and Janet joined up with Millie, Melissa and OJ from prior trivia games to do the Disney trivia.  We missed winning it by just one point.  Do you know the name of the Prince that kisses Sleeping Beauty or how many pups Lady and the Tramp had?  

We finished the evening and our cruise with the second show of comedian Carlos Oscar, who has a unique contemporary style of delivery with his Puerto Rican background and ability to do Hispanic ethnic jokes without racial repercussions.  He even poked a little fun at Marcus and Filipinos.  

We did get most of our things packed back into our suitcases, leaving out just what we need to get through the night and pack into our back packs.  We do gain an hour because the clocks go back to Pacific time overnight, but we will have to get up early to grab breakfast before our disembarkation transfers. We’re hoping our transfer back to LAX goes as smoothly as our transfer to the ship with Betty was.  

Thursday, January 30, 2020; Cabo San Lucas

Thursday, January 30, 2020; Cabo San Lucas

True to their word, we arrived early and anchored off El Arco at Cabo San Lucas as the only cruise ship in port.  This made getting into the harbor much quicker than when there were 4 cruise ships.  

We were able to have breakfast with George, who went ashore early and booked a glass bottom boat excursion for him an Franklin for only $15 per person.  They went out to El Arco at Lands End, and then across the bay to the south end of the tourist district.  From there, they walked back to the tender dock.  

Ben and Janet booked a UTV excursion with a Polaris side by side UTV at a location called Cabo’s Wild Canyon.  The venue was about a 30 minute ride east and south of the harbor.  There were dirt trails that were groomed for UTV riding that were a blast.  There were areas where you could put the pedal to the floor board, and other areas that required a bit of skill to maintain control at speed as you twisted around tight curves and up and over a few hills.  The most unusual feature was a 1000’ foot long suspension bridge over a deep canyon.  It was a bit unnerving to see that from the top platform, but the UTV’s handled it just fine.  

The venue also has zip lines and a bungee jump tower, so it’s perfect for adrenaline junkies.  They also have horse and camel riding, but the UTV tour was the only one that was booked directly through Princess.  We came back saturated with fine dust and sand.  Fortunately, Janet was able to talk our room steward into accepting our clothes for the laundry, even though the deadline for the cruise was this morning.  We were back on the ship shortly after noon, and got that taken care of before meeting up with George for Lunch.  

We got together with George, David and Betty for I’ll Take Trivia for 100 at 3pm and won aluminum water bottles.  We then stuck around for the 4PM Let’s Quiz Again trivia and came up one point short of the winning score.  We were sniped by questions about Africa including what African nation boasts the second largest film industry in the world, second only to India, and what is the name of both a North African stew and a clay cooking vessel with a conical shaped lid.  

Ben and Janet had their Captain’s Circle reception at the same time as our usual 5pm dining time, but after getting their complimentary cocktails (Janet’s Moscow Mule and Ben’s Manhattan), they snuck out and joined the rest of the family for a nice Lobster dinner.  They even had escargot for an appetizer.  


Ben and Janet met another couple from Bellevue, Millie and Jeff, at the Motown music trivia after dinner. Interestingly enough, they had also been on the same cruise around South America 2 years ago, but we had not run into each other.  This was also their second time on this particular itinerary out of Los Angeles.  They had done it with their daughter the week before Christmas and liked it so much that they booked it again after the holidays were over.  Their daughter is attending school in Southern California, so they are happy to have discovered these cruises as an alternative to sailing out of Fort Lauderdale or Galveston.  We won the Motown trivia and got more aluminum water bottles to give away.  

We watched the Marriage Match Gameshow and were reminded of why we would never want to be volunteered to participate on the stage.  The gameshow is definitely a bit R rated.  We then got Betty into bed, and Franklin finished off the evening in Karaoke while Janet watched the Encore production show. Ben watched the Jo Jo Rabbit movie on demand that Janet had watched earlier in the cruise.  

Tomorrow is our last day at sea and last full day of this cruise as the ship heads back to Los Angeles.  We received luggage tags and disembarkation instructions this morning.  That means we’ll be spending a good bit of tomorrow packing up.  That’s always a sad part of any cruise. But it has been an enjoyable way to spend some time with family.  We are happy to see Betty eating pretty well with assistance, and she seems to be in good spirits despite her progressive disabilities.  It’s too bad the cruise wasn’t another week longer so that we could have celebrated her 86th birthday on the ship.  

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Wednesday, January 29, 2020; Mazatlan

Wednesday, January 29, 2020; Mazatlan
The ship was in the process of turning around in the Mazatlan harbor when we pulled aside our curtains in the morning.  We were the only cruise ship in Mazatlan today.  Ben and Janet had an excursion to learn how to make Salsa and how to dance Salsa, so they had breakfast in the buffet. George and Dave also came up to join them.  Franklin and Betty were about a half hour behind.  

Ben and Janet’s excursion began with a bus ride to the Golden zone to the Royal Villas Resort, which was the venue for Karla and Anna’s Dancing Chef Salsa and Salsa tour.  We had read several positive reviews on Trip Advisor, so we thought it would be a good excursion to try.  True to the reviews, it turned out to be fun and interesting.  We were well lubricated with a supply of Margaritas and learned how to make a traditional Lime Margarita and a frozen Strawberry Margarita.  Then our two chefs walked us through preparing a spicy red salsa, pico de gallo, tangy green salsa, tropical salsa, Oaxaca guacamole and a Rompope  Dessert Salsa, served over ice cream.  Then there was a introductory Salsa dancing class where we learned the basic steps and a short sequence which we danced to the music.  The most important thing to remember was to make figure 8’s with your hips and have fun.  We were voted “Sauciest Couple” by the panel of judges of our peers from the ship.  



After the cooking and dancing, we had free time at the resort, which was on the beach and had a nice swimming pool, lounge chairs and umbrellas.  It was very relaxing and fun.  There was also wifi in the hotel lobby so we could catch up on some emails.  

The return trip to the ship was paid for by the tour, but instead of putting us back on the bus, we got into cabs.  We boarded a cab with a Canadian couple from the Yukon Territory.  The cab driver gave us a nice guided tour of the Golden zone and stopped to allow us to take pictures of seasonal giant paper maché sculptures celebrating Mardi Gras in the Americas.  There were sculptures from all the South American countries, and most of the Central American countries, but none representing the USA or Canada.  



The driver then took a detour so we could tour the old town of Mazatlan, which is very popular with American expatriates.  The Canadian couple got out of the cab and elected to walk back to the ship from there.  It was probably less than a mile to the ship.  We got a nice private driving tour, and then ended up back at the ship in time for afternoon tea.  

We met up with the rest of the family for tea, except for Franklin, who was apparently prowling around the pool deck.  We then attended the afternoon trivia and won aluminum water bottles.  Dave and George had joined Ben and Janet after dropping Betty off in her room for a nap.  

The whole family then met at dinner.  Franklin had won the wake show drawing last night, and a shout out that George had written for Betty was read out announcing her birthday and how successful her kids were.  The hosts had said they recognized Betty and did say some nice things about us.  Aussie Rich remembered that we had won the Beatlemania Trivia and said we were a very nice family.

After dinner, we attended the early showing of Jennifer Singer’s second show which featured all new songs.  She did put on another good show.  Ben and Janet then took over getting Betty ready for bed, giving her another shower.

There was a Mexican Night Deck Party, but it was a bit cool and breezy on the pool deck, so it was mostly just the Cruise Director’s staff that was dancing in the lights.  We hit the buffet one last time before retiring, and saw a Chinese couple walk off with a whole loaf of French bread from the cheese station, along with about a pound of grapes and pound of blue cheese.  You’d think they were going on a picnic with a half dozen other people in the countryside.  

Tomorrow, the ship makes its last port of call in Cabo San Lucas.  The ship arrives at 6am, but sunrise isn’t until 7:30am and most businesses won’t be open until after 9am.  Ben and Janet have an excursion booked for a UTV adventure at 8:45am.  The ship leaves at noon for Los Angeles, so it will be a very short port call, especially since they will have to use tenders to get everyone to shore and back.  

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Tuesday, January 28, 2020; Puerto Vallarta

Tuesday, January 28, 2020; Puerto Vallarta

We awoke to find the ship tied up at the Cruise ship terminal with Walmart just off the bow of the ship on the port side.  We met for breakfast at 8am.  George had booked a snorkeling excursion that left at 9:30am.  The rest of us walked off the ship at 10am and headed south on the main road.  The old town center was 3-4 miles to the south, but Janet had heard that there was a nice paved walkway much of the way, so we pushed Betty’s wheelchair to see how far we could go.  




The Cruise ship terminal was nicely paved, so there was no trouble with wheeling Betty in her wheel chair, but the first sign of trouble was as soon as we got out of the terminal and had to descend some very steep “ramps” to reach the main street that runs between the cruise terminal and the old town.  While there is a sidewalk running along this street, it is quite narrow in places and there are not uniform cut outs or ramps at intersections, so in several places, we had to “fly” Betty in her wheel chair with one of use lifting each arm and a third holding the push handles on the rear.  

About 3/4 of a mile down the road, we crossed a small stream and then encountered a nice paved walkway that lead to a small public beach access next to a hotel.  This allowed us to wheel Betty to the top of the beach where you could see the breaking surf and paragliders in the sky above.  Unfortunately, the walkway ended at the loose sand, with no way to go up or down the beachfront.  The adjacent hotel had fencing to discourage anyone who was not a guest from traversing the beach in front of their property.  So we headed back towards the main street.  Between the street and the beach was a nice open air shopping mall with paved walkways and ramps, but inexplicably all the stores required a 6” step up at the doors.  We wandered through a couple of souvenir shops and a Mac store, that wasn’t an Apple store. 



By the time we had circled around the shopping mall, it was approaching lunch time and Betty was pretty worn out.  So we abandoned any attempt to get all the way to the old town area, and returned to the ship.  As we entered into the cruise ship terminal, a large crowd swept in ahead of us, surrounded by security personnel and photographers.  This as a group of important government officials who were attending a luncheon and folkloric dance performance in the center of the Cruise ship terminal.  So we were treated to a brief folkloric dance show featuring musicians on drums and flutes and dancers dressed as a deer and hunter.  

We had lunch at the Alfredo’s Italian restaurant in the Piazza.  It wasn’t really the best place for Betty because it is hard to blenderize a pizza or calzone, but they did have some soups that we used as a base for her lunch.  She was able to enjoy dessert though with tiramisu and an apple tart that was mostly flan.  

After lunch, Betty was ready for a nap.  We also took a brief nap, but then got off the boat to visit the Walmart, since that seems to be something everyone has to do.  There is a Sam’s Club next to the Walmart, and they didn’t seem to require us to produce a Sam’s Club card to enter.  It is like a Costco, but they also have 5 gallon containers of fabric softener and 3L bottles of soda.  There are also shelves and shelves of Tequila and other liquors.  

The Walmart has a very large grocery store which includes a meat and seafood counter that looks like an open air market.  It was odd to see sliced meats and chops on a non-refrigerated table top.  They were in trays that had ice under the brown paper, but we certainly aren’t used to seeing cut meats laying out uncovered and unrefrigerated.  

The Walmart did have free wifi, but the connectivity was a little iffy.  Ben had lost a lens cap somewhere in the cruise ship terminal, so he ordered one from eBay using the wifi at Walmart.  

After returning to the ship, we met up with the rest of the family for a Folkloric Dance show with local artists in the Vista Lounge.  It was a good show, and it was interesting to find out that the man who created the dance troupe, which has toured world-wide, had originally gotten his start as a room steward on Princess in the 1970’s.  He got the idea of putting together a cultural show for cruise ships and Princess Cruises was the first to use his show in the early 80’s.  

Since the folkloric dance show as during our usual dinner seating, we ended up having dinner in the buffet, and then attended the early performance of “The Secret Silk” Princess Production show.  It was Ben’s second time seeing the show, and it seemed to make more sense the second time.  There are a lot of gimmicks borrowed from other shows like puppets that look like they were taken from the muppets and The Lion King.  Some of the music seems a bit of a stretch for a show that is set in the orient, but it is all popular music that is well performed.  The dancers are stuck with rather drab costumes and background dancing for most of the show, taking a back seat to the show’s attempt at a progressive story line.  Ben still prefers the Magic to Do show, which is another Princess/Stephen Schwartz production.

Tomorrow, we arrive in Mazatlan.  Ben and Janet have an excursion booked to learn how to make salsa, and also dance the salsa.  Franklin, Dave and George will explore the port with Betty.  

Monday, January 27, 2020

Monday, January 27, 2020; At Sea, Los Angeles to Puerto Vallarta Day 2

Monday, January 27, 2020; At Sea, Los Angeles to Puerto Vallarta Day 2

Franklin and Betty got off to a late start so they had breakfast in the buffet while the rest of us met at 8am in the dining room and then attended the 9am trivia.  There was an all new trivia that proved quite challenging.  We ended up with a score of 15,  while the winning team had 19.  There was a disproportionate number of Australian sports related questions- specifically snooker and cricket, which left us at a disadvantage.  Did you know what country invented Chinese Checkers?  Probably not what you think.  

After trivia, Ben hit the fitness center and Janet took a nap.  The ship was doing maintenance on the balconies, painting rusty spots and replacing wiring to heat detectors, so we had to keep the curtains drawn.  Outside, the weather has brightened up considerably, and for the first time during this cruise the sky was clear and blue.  The temperature actually got above 80 degrees outside.  

We got everyone together at lunch and then attended the 2PM Beatlemania trivia as a family.  This trivia had more detailed questions about the Beatles in addition to the usual name that tune type of question such as who was the inspiration for the song 8 days a week, and what was the secret motivation behind the song Norwegian Wood.  We won that trivia, and ended up with matching Princess T-Shirts for the whole family.  

We ended up sticking around for the 4PM general trivia, which was in the same venue.  This was another new trivia, which was a welcome challenge.  It turned out to be pretty tough.  We scored 12/20 while 3 teams managed to tie with 13/20.  Which fruit has more genes than a human- tomato, grapefruit, banana or orange?  What is the name of the little dot above a lower case i or j?  All three teams had the same answer for the tie breaker which was Which network show was the first to show an inter-racial kiss on TV?  The host ended up giving away 18 wine bottle stoppers to the 3 teams for that.  

Janet and Ben got to enjoy a specialty dinner at the Crown Grill, compliments of Princess Cruises CEO Jan Schwarz.  Ben had emailed her with comments regarding the direction of the Princess fleet because they had announced that following completion of the Royal Class of ships, a whole new generation of ships was in development, and that they would be the largest ships on the sea.  Ben was concerned that restricting the fleet to commodity mega ships would not be an effective pathway to a profitable future with all the cruise lines cranking out mega ships for the rapidly saturating Caribbean and Mediterranean markets.  He was hoping Princess would work on diversifying their fleet with smaller more luxurious and more special purpose ships, including expedition class ships to serve destinations like Antarctica and the Galapagos.  Viking has recently announced two expedition class ships for that purpose, and they will certainly be high profit margin ships.  As a token for their appreciation of our input, they gave us free specialty dining vouchers for this trip.  We had an excellent meal.  Janet had a Fillet Mignon and Ben had a delicious Beef chop, which is a rib eye steak still attached to the bone.  The steak house sides were quite good- portobello mushrooms, garlic fries and grilled asparagus.  Even the creamed spinach was delicious.  

Janet went to the comedian Carlos Oscar, whom we had seen on the earlier cruise, but Janet had slept through most, if not all of that act.  It was standing room only for the early show, and Ben was falling into a meat coma from the Steakhouse dinner and martini, so he retired to the room for a nap.  Janet reported that it was indeed the same show, but it was funnier because she was awake this time. 

After the comedian’s show, we went up on deck to watch the Movies under the Stars, which was going to show Jo Jo Rabbit, a movie nominated for this year’s Academy Awards for best picture.  It is directed by a Maori who has made quite a name for himself with quirky and funny movies.  This one features a young antagonist who is an aspiring Hitler Youth, whose imaginary friend is a hilarious version of Adolf Hitler.  We ran into Franklin who was going to do the Discovery Star watch program at 10PM, which was going to start about 20 minutes after the movie started.  When we got up on deck the water fountain show was still going on- something we have managed to miss entirely on most of our Royal class cruises.  This one featured James Bond themes and was elaborately produced with sequences on the Jumbotron screen that looked like real James Bond opening sequences, but shot with Princess Production dancers in silhouette.  

We started watching the movie, but found that it was too hard for Janet to follow the dialog because it wasn’t loud enough, and there were no subtitles.  We usually prefer to watch movies at home with subtitles on.  We’ll definitely watch the rest of the movie in a venue with subtitles, because what we saw in the early part of the movie was quite funny and innovative.  We ended up joining Franklin to check out the star program.  When we got there, we found Dave in line as well, but there was a huge turn out.  They use audio headsets to provide the narration, and get everyone up on the top of the sports deck.  Then they turn out the lights on the back of the ship so that the stars can be seen.  They are quite nice but the exhaust plume from the ship’s stacks obstruct about 25% of the sky, and coming from a rural area, we can see the stars just as well from our yard when the sky is clear.  The program was very brief and provided a cursory introduction to the night sky.  We imagine it would wow people from Los Angeles who have never seen stars in the sky, but I guess we really haven’t missed out on much by not having done it on any of our earlier cruises.  

It would be interesting to do a total solar eclipse cruise at some point in the future.  We had looked into possibly booking next year’s total solar eclipse off the coast of the southern tip of South America, but it would conflict with our plans to do a Christmas cruise with the kids next year.

Coming back from the sports deck, we took a swing through the buffet to wind up the night with some fruit before bedtime.  

The captain did come on the overhead speakers earlier in the day.  That usually isn’t a good thing.  He announced that there was a medical emergency on board, and that the ship was now moving at flank speed towards Puerto Vallarta so that it can conduct a medical evacuation.  It is fortunate that because of where we were, the only alternative was to go faster to our original port of call and arrive a few hours earlier.  Usually these evacuations mess up itineraries. I guess it’s a good thing that good quality medical care in Mexico can only be found in tourist centers.  So we will arrive early tomorrow morning and disembark the medical emergency, but will still have to wait for regular hours for customs and immigrations to clear the rest of the ship for disembarkation.  This is the port of call where you can see the Walmart from the bow of the ship.  We don’t have any excursions booked, and will most likely just see what we can see while pushing Betty around in her wheel chair. There are no wheelchair compatible excursions on this itinerary, which is quite a contrast to the Alaska cruises where wheel chair compatible excursions at all ports of call is the rule.  

Sunday, January 26, 2020; Los Angeles to Puerto Vallarta At Sea Day 1

Sunday, January 26, 2020; Los Angeles to Puerto Vallarta At Sea Day 1

It was sure hard  getting out of bed this morning for breakfast, but we managed.  Being on the Marina deck, just below the buffet does have it’s disadvantages. During the day, we don’t hear any footsteps above, but every time someone rolls a cart through the buffet, it sounds just like the rumble of a distant thunder storm.  We heard it a couple times during the night, but fortunately, it was a rare occurrence.  What was more noticeable is a low frequency vibration that makes the glasses on the minibar rattle all night if we didn’t dampen them with the napkins.  Fortunately, the bed is comfortable and dampens out that vibration.  

We had breakfast in the dining room.  Blending Betty’s food and feeding it to her does take a lot longer than just scarfing down breakfast, so we ended up  skipping the morning Trivia. 

We did do the Bullseye simulator, which is a small room adjacent to the basket ball court with a screen, video projector and PC with a software shooting simulator.  They have a shotgun wired to the PC which has the weight of a real shot gun, but no recoil.  They take six people into the room at a time, who take turns with the single gun.  We each took a calibration shot, and then got to shoot at 10 practice targets and then 10 clay pigeons.  The practice targets (grouse and rabbits) are a little easier to hit than the clay pigeons, which soar pretty fast, but Ben managed to get all 10 grouse and 8/10 clay pigeons.  

After doing the shooting simulator, we took advantage of being on the sports deck and walked laps to work off some guilt, and then met up with the family and took over Mom duty for a while.  We stopped at the International Cafe to start on our coffee cards and sipped espresso drinks while and let Betty watch the Cha-Cha dancing lessons going on in the Piazza.  We then met the family and did Mid-Morning Trivia as a team.  It was a new quiz for us.  We came in second place by one point.  We had picked the wrong cathedral in London where Princess Diana and Prince Charles got married. Nobody knew what synthetic fabric was invented by Dupont in 1958.  

We then went for lunch in the dining room.  Our waiters from the last cruise, Milosh and Mario, recognized us and were both very welcoming, wheeling Betty into the dining room and asking about our kids. We explained that last cruise we brought our kids, but this cruise Betty brought her kids, who were us.  

Ben and Janet then gave Betty a shower and put her down for a nap. It seems everyone needed a nap due to the time change and sleep deprivation associated with the early morning flights to get to LA.  

Ben and Franklin hit the adults only pool area in the Retreat to soak in the hot tub and swim.  

All too soon, it was time to get ready for our first formal evening.  We found a spot just outside the Casino to take a family photograph with Ben’s new mirrorless camera, and we had our waiter snap a photo at the dinner table before we got it all messy with food.  Surprisingly enough, no professional photographer stopped at our table to offer to take pictures during this formal dinner.  

The Princess Theater featured the Production show “Colors of the World” which showcases music dances from around the world.  We have seen the show many times.  The cast had not changed since when we saw it with our kids over the New Years’ holiday cruise, but the male singers had a better performance tonight.  We ended up sitting down on the main floor, a bit too low and close to the stage for our tastes because you couldn’t really see the footwork of the dancers but we could see their facial expressions better.  

After Colors of the World, Janet and Ben did a trivia game, teaming up with a young couple from Grand Rapids Michigan and won a bottle of champagne and T-shirts.  Meanwhile, David had put Betty to bed, while Franklin had his audition for “Voice of the Ocean”.  There were 22 singers auditioning, but only seven were selected by audience voting at the end of the auditions. Franklin was not one of the finalists.  

Ben and Janet ran into Franklin at the International Cafe during their late night “Soup” run, and got the low down on the Voice of the Ocean from Franklin.  Then it was time to retire.  

The demographics on this trip were a bit different than during the holiday season.  There were a lot more Canadians on board over the holidays.  For this cruise, it seems that 75% are from California, and there are fewer than 20 passengers each from other countries including China, Australia and the UK.  The ship is a lot less crowded than it was during the holiday sailing, but there does seem to be more wheel chairs, scooters and walkers.  A lot of the passengers from California are taking advantage of last minute fares, which were as low as $500 for an inside stateroom.  

Tomorrow is a second full day at sea.  We are hoping to see some more fresh trivia games to challenge us.  

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Saturday, January 25, 2020; Embarkation Royal Princess, San Pedro (Los Angeles)

Saturday, January 25, 2020; Embarkation San Pedro (Los Angeles)

We are back at it once again.  This is actually a repeat of our New Year’s Eve cruise that we did with our adult children, but this time, we are going with Ben’s Mother Betty, and brothers Franklin, Dave and George- The same crew that did the Alaska Cruise last May on the Emerald Princess.  

Franklin and Betty apparently decided they wanted to go while Ben and his family were on the cruise over the New Year’s holiday.  Ben had checked with the ship’s staff and confirmed that there was one ADA accessible wheel chair room left for that itinerary, so Franklin and Betty booked it.  But because of the late date, there was no choosing rooms for everyone else other than a balcony guaranty.  

George and Dave lucked out and got a nice balcony on the Caribe deck or Deck 10, which is nestled between passenger stateroom decks.  These tend to the the quietest rooms.  Ben and Janet ended up with a balcony on the Marina deck or Deck 15, which is directly under the Buffett and Pool decks.  During the day, you can hear the rumble of thunder overhead whenever a cart is rolled on the floor.  We can only hope that will not be going on through the night.  

The balconies on the Marina deck are immediately below the wider Lido deck, so they are shaded most of the day.  That will prevent the room from getting too hot when the sun is on the starboard side of the ship, but will also prevent anyone from getting direct sun on the balcony too.  It is also much higher up off the water than the decks we are more used to. 

We had never previously booked staterooms not on the mid decks so this will be a new experience for us.  It should prove instructive because two future cruises- a cross Atlantic cruise on the Island Princess for November 2020 and an around Australia cruise for February 2021, had to be booked on balcony guaranties because they are such popular cruises, even more than a year out.  

The worst part of any trip is getting to the starting point.  For us, that meant getting up at 1:30am to catch an airport shuttle to get us to the airport in time for boarding a 6:30am departure time flight.  Franklin and Betty arrived shortly before we had.  We checked our luggage and processed through security without issue.  Betty’s non-ambulatory status requires a manual pat down.  It seems ridiculous to think this extremely frail and non-ambulatory woman could pose any sort of threat to an air crew.  

Just when we thought domestic airports could get no worse, we discovered a new D terminal at Sea-Tac airport, which isn’t a terminal at all.  It is a bus station disguised as an airport terminal.  When boarding is called for a flight at the gate, people walk out the door into the rain and board buses.  Fortunately for Betty, they did have manual ramps that an attendant put into place so that she could be wheeled into the bus, but there are no tie downs or a secure place to park a wheel chair.  You just had to set the brakes and hope for the best.  

The bus drove us around in the heavy rain to an undisclosed area of the airport that was littered with aircraft parked wing-tip to wing-tip.  There were manual stairs and ramps for boarding from the tarmac level.  These were only partially covered, so we were subjected to wind and rain.  Poor Betty was shivering even after Ben and Janet had take their coats off to cover Betty with on the wheelchair.  Betty had paid an extra $165 fee for wheelchair assistance, but American Airlines staff did not actively jump in to help us push Betty through the airport, up and down ramps and to find out of the way elevators when stairs blocked our path.  They did have a narrow aisle chair to go up the boarding ramp at the side of the plane, and one attendant did help Franklin transfer Betty into her seat, but the American Airlines staff should have been much more pro-active in offering assistance.  We had to struggle with the wheel chair and rolling carry on bags while the attendants just looked on.  One even shrugged when we suggested that they take the roller bag so we could use both hands to push Betty’s wheelchair.  I give American Airlines a D- .

The flight was mercifully only 2-1/2 hours long.  We had originally been scattered all over the plane because George had booked basic economy seats. We had to pay extra to get standard seats close enough together to be able to assist Betty.  We were the very last ones to deplane because an aisle chair had to be used to get Betty out.  We had no trouble recovering our luggage and were greeted by Princess representatives.  

The first woman who greeted us had a bit of a sour disposition, asking if Betty could just climb the steps of the bus because they didn’t have wheelchair lifts on their transfer buses.  Franklin was ready to manhandle Betty up the steps when Ben stepped in and insisted that when we booked the transfer, we had made it absolutely clear that Betty was non-ambulatory and would require a chair lift, and we were told that one would be available.  Well, sour puss got on the radio and then said only one person could accompany Betty in the wheel chair lift van and that we would have to wait until 4pm to check in, blah blah blah.  

Fortunately for us, another gal, Ani, stepped in and said she would take care of making sure Betty got to the ship.  What a difference a little compassion can make.  Ani was cheerful and helpful to the extreme, arranging to have a wheelchair van large enough to accommodate Betty, and the 3 of us (Ben, Janet and Franklin) as well.  We ended up with a private wheelchair van transfer to the cruise ship pier in San Pedro at no addition expense to us.  The Princess voucher even included the tip for the cab driver, although Franklin also tipped the driver with cash, glad not to have had to man handle Betty up the narrow, steep twisting stairs in the bus.  

We arrived at the cruise ship at 11am, and encountered no lines or waits largely thanks to the efficiencies introduced by the Ocean Medallion system. We just had to show our passports to match our identification with the information in the Ocean Medallion system.  

We did end up waiting about a half hour because the ship had to clear customs and immigrations. Apparently there were quite a few passengers who just stay on the ship as it makes repeated trips back and forth to the Mexican Riviera.  But everyone must get off the ship to clear customs each time the ship arrives.  Apparently, they had to hunt one or two of them down so that the ship could be cleared and boarding allowed.  

We were among the first on the ship, so it was pretty easy to find a spot in the buffet to have lunch and wait for everyone else to arrive.

Dave’s flight from the Bay Area was delayed 2 hours because of fog in the LAX basin.  We could see the dense fog as we approached the runway, but it had lifted just enough that we were able to land without difficulty on schedule.  He took a later Princess bus transfer from LAX to the ship, without incident.  

George had flown out a day before everyone else so that he could do a whirlwind tour of Disneyland.  He had rented the smallest, cheapest economy car the company offered, but they turned over the keys to a Camaro convertible instead.  That was a bit of a free upgrade.  Franklin had given George his and Betty’s larger checked luggage because George was able to check them for free with his airlines credit card.  George got a bit lost getting to the cruise terminal from Anaheim and found himself stranded by the car’s GPS which directed him from one closed freeway on ramp to the next.  He had to resort to old school maps to finally get to the cruise ship port to drop off the bags and then returned the rental car.  He got an Uber back to the ship.  

The food selection in the buffet on the Royal Princess is very extensive, but there is actually only a very limited selection of mush consistency food that Betty can eat.  Franklin had to pack Betty’s portable blender in the checked bags (TSA rules prohibit portable blenders, if you can believe that.  I suppose you could modify one to make a fairly menacing weapon).  So Franklin had to improvise to come up with something Betty could eat.  

Our rooms became available shortly after we had finished lunch.  The Ocean Medallion system on the ships does let you track fellow passengers that you grant permission to.  While it’s still not possible to get real time text notifications without using paid internet minutes, it is extremely helpful to be able to spot in real time where everyone was on the ship.  

Betty and Franklin’s ADA room was huge- the size of a normal suite, and ideally suited for her needs.  The bathroom is ideally suited for a wheelchair confined passenger.  

The first thing we did was get unpacked and put away our suitcases.  Then it was time for the Muster Drill.  We have learned that it is best to procrastinate a bit so that you are some of the last to arrive, and therefore the first to leave when the drill is over.  We were then able to dash back up to our stateroom and get in a nap before dinner.  

We were able to meet with the Dining room manager in advance to arrange a set time and table for our party that would suit Betty’s special requirements.  We also traded our minibar set up for specialty coffee cards.  Ben had written an email to Jan Schartz, CEO of Princess a few weeks ago to comment about plans for the future fleet, suggesting maintaining a diversified fleet with smaller boutique ships in addition to the mega ships that have been more recently the rage with most cruise lines.  In response, we got two specialty dining vouchers to the Crown Grill, so we made reservations for that during our second sea day.  

We were so tired from having gotten up so early that morning that we nearly slept through our new dinner time.  We managed to get everyone at the table within 15 minutes of our scheduled time. The waiters were very understanding and helpful.  We had a nice first dinner, which featured prime rib, basa fillets, and a Curtis Stone Mussels and seafood stew.  We were able to blend up a nice dinner for Betty with a very nice salmon fillet and potato soup.  

Janet and Ben left early to attend the first Trivia of the cruise.  The Welcome trivia was unfortunately, a repeat of one they had seen before.  It wasn’t much of a challenge to the memory but to be fair, we had conscripted a total stranger who had come in late to join us.  We won easily, scoring a few wine bottle stoppers, but it looks like we’ll be skipping more trivia’s on this cruise.  The later evening trivia was a Logo trivia, which we were pretty sure would also be a repeat, so we went instead to hear the vocalist Jennifer Singer.  She put on a decent show backed by the Princess stage orchestra.  Princess does manage to hire excellent professional musicians for their ship’s stage orchestras and bands.  

We finished the evening with a dessert run to the International Cafe and then Karaoke to support Ben’s brother Franklin.  There was one gal who did a really great job on songs by Bob Seeger and Janis Joplin.  She had the perfect gritty voice and perfect pitch.  Franklin managed a rendition of Memories that required a vocal range well beyond his normal capacity, but the audience gave him credit for having the courage to attempt it with shifting octaves and some improvisation.  

Our clocks move ahead an hour tonight, so it seems like we start these cruises off on a running pace.  We’ll see if we manage to find some time to relax.

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Frequent Cruiser Hacks #2; Getting the Hang of Things

Frequent Cruiser Hacks #2; Getting the Hang of Things

The cramped quarters in cruise ship staterooms is particularly exacerbated by a lack of horizontal surfaces to lay things upon.  Therefore, taking advantage of vertical spaces is essential.

Nowhere is this lack of horizontal space more evident than in the bathroom.  There is very little space to spread out toothbrushes, tooth paste, hair brushes, shavers, medications and "products".  Fortunately, most people have discovered the handy travel toiletry kits that can hang from a hook on a wall that keeps all that organized.  The only trouble is that these cruise ship bathrooms have no extra hooks.  There are towel racks on the wall that serve their intended purpose, and hanging toiletry bags from them just gets in the way of using the towels.  The same goes for the hooks on the inside of the bathroom door, essential for bathrobes.  But there is an easy and inexpensive solution to this.  Pack some heavy duty 3M Command Adhesive hangers and a few alcohol wipes.  It is usually easy to find a spot on the wall between the door and mirror where one of these hangers can position a hanging toiletry bag in a perfect position for access and usability.  These hangers are perfect because they can be removed without damaging the wall.  Just make sure the tape has a chance to set before hanging any weight from them.

Another essential frequent cruisers hack is to bring magnetic clips that can be used to hang up the daily schedule, excursion tickets, invitations and coupons from the walls of your cabin.  The walls in most ocean going cruise ships are steel, and therefore magnets can stick to them easily.  This gets these items off the tiny desk, but easily accessible and easy to organize.  One notable exception to this  rule is I have recently encountered aluminum and composite walls in some Viking River cruise ships. For these, suction cup clips can be used on the mirrors and other smooth surfaces.  But don't hang anything breakable from suction cups because they are known to lose their suction and drop off unexpectedly.

Don't forget you will have to deal with dirty laundry, and there is nothing worse than a room with dirty laundry strewn all over the floor and furniture.  Your steward won't be able to effectively clean you room if you have dirty laundry strewn all over.  Make sure to pack a mesh laundry bag that can be hung in the closet.  It'll take up very little room, and will come in handy for carrying that laundry to the launderette on the ship, which may be several hundreds of feet down the hallway.

The final item to place in your cruise ship hacker bag is a 15-20' length of nylon parachute cord and a package of clothes pins.  There is usually a portable clothes line in the tiny shower, but things take forever to dry there, and you can't use the shower if you're trying to dry clothes there.  If you have a veranda or balcony, it is a simple matter to tie the parachute cord from the top of the balcony divider support posts to create an outdoors clothes line.  In tropical climates, things dry remarkably quickly outside in the breeze of the moving ship. This is especially true of gym outfits and swim suits. But there are two caveats to using an outdoors clothesline.  One- there can be very strong breezes around a cruise ship, so make liberal use of clothes pins and check on your line frequently.  Two- be considerate of neighbors and don't string your clothes line where it can be seen from other balconies, and don't leave anything hanging while in a port of call. Nobody wants to see your things hanging outside.

This final hack doesn't require packing anything.  Most staterooms have a mini fridge and those generate a little bit of heat, so if you want to quickly dry small items like a pair of underwear or socks, just lay them out on the top of the mini-fridge, and they will be dry in an hour or so.