Saturday, December 14, 2019

Saturday, December 14, 2019; Benoa, Bali, Indonesia

Saturday, December 14, 2019; Benoa, Bali, Indonesia. Elephant Safari Park

The Sapphire princess was just approaching its anchorage off the southern tip of Bali outside Benoa harbor.  The final approach to the Ngurah Rai International Airport is over the harbor. This is our last excursion for this journey, and it would require tendering to the dock inside Benoa Harbor.  The ship employed all 4 of its tenders, in addition to two Bali based passengers ferries.  It took about 45 minutes to motor into the dock from the anchorage.  The conditions were calm, and it was warm and humid.  There is a small terminal building without public wifi.  There was a parking lot on the outside of the terminal building so excursion buses could park onsite- a big improvement over the situation in Phuket.  

The buses were actually mini-buses, with a capacity of 25 passengers.  There were 18 on our bus, so we could spread out a little. The AC on the mini-bus was no match for the heat and humidity of Bali, so it was a little warm inside the bus, even with the AC running full blast.  While we have all seen idyllic pictures of white sand beaches with blue water and palm trees, what we encountered on the streets of Bali were quite a different scene.  

Indonesia is the fourth most populous country in the world, behind China, India and the USA.  It seems that all that population lives within a few hundred yards of all the narrow roads that serve the island. Development along the roads is extremely dense- buildings are shoulder to shoulder, with few side roads or alleys apparent.  From the port of Benoa to the northern outskirts of Denpasar the shoulders are lined with open front shops and businesses.  It seemed for a stretch of several miles, there was one yard after the other of building materials businesses, with inventory stacked up in the open- Roofing here, appliances there, yard and garden supplies, lumber and statues in one business after the next.  There seemed to be very few cross streets and with the density of development, it was nearly impossible to see what was more than 300’ from the roadway.  

In close proximity to Denpasar, the capital of Bali, there are a few 4 lane roads, but the denizens of the island use the lines painted on the roads as mere suggestions of how traffic should be distributed on the roads. The vast majority of roads are more like paved 2 tracks that are barely 20’ from one edge of the pavement to the other.  Businesses have their wares right on the edge of the pavement where there are no sidewalks, and where there are sidewalks, these are no more than 18” wide. 

Struggling within this paved strip are at least two lanes of vehicular traffic mixed with motorcycles and scooter that weave in and out in just about any direction with no regard to human life or safety.  In short, it is utter madness.  It doesn’t help us that they try to drive on the left side of the road when they can but there are frequently illegally parked vehicles squeezing all that traffic into 20% less width of roadway. 

While helmet use among two wheeled conveyances is common, it is also not uncommon to spot toddlers standing up between the legs of mothers or grandmothers piloting scooters, or straddling fuel tanks on some motor cycles.  Sometimes there are up to 4 riders on a scooter ranging from toddler to grandparent headed somewhere in the insane traffic.  

Our bus made a bee line from the Port of Benoa to the Elephant Safari Park in the center of the island, which is a nearly 2 hour drive in the traffic.  The entire island is less than 60 miles wide but the traffic is terrible, so it can take several hours to go from one side of the island to the other.  There is a mountain range running across the center of the island from East to West.  This includes several impressive looking shield volcanos.  Some are active.  It wasn’t until we were well north of Denpasar that we could see these mountains.  As we got further north, we passed through several “villages” which were indistinguishable  from each other, but marked with roadside temples and schools. 

Speaking of temples, Bali is largely Agama Hindu, which is a local version of Hindu combining animism, ancestor worship and a mixture of Hindu and Buddhist beliefs.  This is a contrast within the world’s most populous Islamic nation, the Republic of Indonesia.  Their temples and shrines are inhabited by a variety of fantastic creatures.  On Bali, in palaces and larger temples, most of these are elaborately carved from sandstone. As such, they are inherently less colorful than the brightly painted sculptures seen in Buddhist and Hindu temples in Malaysia.  Another interesting feature is the common practice of wrapping clothing, mostly in the form of colorful saris around the statues, and the adornment of many with flowers.  Offerings in the form of various flowers and fruit in small flat trays woven from palm leaves as frequently stacked high in front of some of these shines. There is also incense burning, but not to the extent seen in some other countries.  

As we passed through one of these villages, we drove past a motorcycle accident where the motorcycle driver was lying on his back on the edge of the pavement with his motorcycle on its side. He looked conscious, but in obvious pain.  Our bus crawled pass him as it worked its way north through the traffic.  About 20 minutes later, an ambulance passed us headed south towards the scene of that accident.  

This was not the only unfortunate sight on Bali.  There seems to be no evidence of organized regular trash pick up, so there are heaps of trash visible peaking out from the tropical growth in the rare undeveloped bits of land visible from the street. We did see a few piles of burning trash near the road that included plastic bags being burned.  

90 minutes north of the Port of Benoa, there were brief stretches of open between roadside store fronts that revealed lush terraced rice fields interspersed with fish ponds, banana and coconut groves and mango groves.  There are tiny shrines interspersed between the fields and we were surprised to see scarecrows erected in the rice fields.  Some had ducks running about.  Closer to the city, one would have no idea that tropical jungle and rice fields existed beyond the solid store fronts along the islands’ roads. On either side of the road, there were irrigation canals with periodic cascading waterfalls, lending an bit of exotica to the shoulders.

As we approached 2 hours north of the port, there were villages interspersed between rice fields and plantations with ongoing construction, but at these construction sites, raw materials like gravel and bags of cement lay obstructing one of the two lanes of the road, causing frequent traffic backups and more chaos.  A tourist would certainly be taking their lives into their own hands to try to do any driving- car or cycle- on this island.  

It seemed like civilization eventually petered out and we entered into the jungle as the road climbed into the foothills of the mountains, getting even narrower. We made it to the Elephant Safari site just about lunch time.  

Our bus was one of the first to arrive, so we were ushered directly to the elephant riding station which is an elevated loading platform. The elephants are fitted with a wide saddle that two adults can sit side by side on. The elephant driver sits on a simple pad on the elephant’s neck.  The drivers use voice signals and their bare feet on the tops of the elephant’s ears to get the elephants to do what they want them to do.  The drivers do not use any sort of stick or whips, and the elephants seem to have no qualms with participating in this activity.  It apparently is a welcome distraction for them to get to take tourists for rides around their park.  They also get rewarded by getting to interact with visitors and get fed treats.  

The elephant ride was certainly much easier on the bottom and back than camel riding, although one prone to motion sickness could easily find the motion to be a bit much.  We walked through the jungle and around the large park for about a half hour.  Chickens scratched about in the underbrush, and at one point, we ambled past a Balinese cow.  We learned that the elephant we were riding was a 30 year old female named Nikki.  We saw the bull that sired Nikki’s now 5 year old baby, tethered on a concrete pad with shade overhead and vegetation to munch and play with.  There are a lot of elephants on the site.  Some are allowed to wander about freely, while a few are tethered by their ankles on a chain.  They seem to find many ways to amuse themselves and are highly intelligent and aware of their surroundings.  We saw one pick up a fallen palm branch and use it to wave it about and brush things off its back.  They do spend a lot of time munching on vegetation as it takes a lot of vegetation to keep something as large as an elephant on the go.  

About halfway through our ride, thunder rumbled and shortly thereafter, the sky opened up with a torrential rain.  It was a good thing they gave us large umbrellas, which kept our heads and shoulders dry, but our pants and shoes got a good soaking.  Our ride culminated in a huge pond that the elephants get to play and swim in.  It wasn’t so deep that we got wet, but the elephants can submerge themselves in the center if they wish.  It is interesting to see how they use their trunks as snorkels in the water.  Those trunks are very useful appendages.  At one point, they elephant stopped and posed for the photographer, taking in a load of water and then spraying it out like a fountain on cue.  They are happy to sell you that photo at the souvenir shop at the end of the tour.  

After our ride, we dashed into the restaurant pavilion as the downpour was letting up and had a buffet lunch.  The food was rather unremarkable, but did feature some Indonesian fare.  I did manage to run into a tiny fragment of a very hot bit of a chili pepper.  They had a chicken curry that was bone in and quite mild while the beef curry was even milder and tough.  

Once we were fed, it was time to go play with the elephants and feed them.  They had several elephants lined up on one side of a simple rail and we could interact with them freely.  We had smuggled some bananas and apples from the ship to give to the elephants, but the park also had baskets of bananas, apples and other fruits you could buy for $4 to offer the elephants.  It is amazing what they can do with their trunks.  They could just about snatch your iPhone out of your hand if you weren’t paying attention, and they could easily pick your pocket.  Maybe the trainers have them do that to supplement their income.  The end of their trunks are surprisingly soft, while the hair on their heads and bodies are more like stiff bristles on a broom.  They are very clever and their eyes are remarkably expressive.  The new Disney Dumbo CGI has got the eye about 40 times too big and creepy.  Then we walked over to a different enclosure where they have a new mother with her 5 month old calf, who was just too cute for words.  It seemed to enjoy running around playing like a toddler, and didn’t shy from playing with visitors.  While we were posing for a picture the baby elephant got a hold of my cruise card on my lanyard and was checking it out.  The baby elephant’s trunk was so soft and supple, it was more like an octopus arm than the huge adult elephant trunks, but of course, it didn’t have suction cups.  

Then we had some time to just hang around, so we headed to the gift shop when all of a sudden, there was a loud trumpeting and splashing in the pool.  A group of 3 adolescent elephants were playing games, racing each other from one end of the pond to the other, trumpeting and splashing each other.  It was quite a show, and it was amazing how loud they can trumpet.  Then all too soon it was time to head to the bus for the long drive back to the port.  

As we returned to port, the scenery was quite altered by a huge monsoon downpour that turned the narrow road into a muddy stream in places. Our bus was drenching the poor motorcycle and scooter drivers that dared to pass us or were unfortunate enough to be on the side of the road as we splashed by, throwing up a huge curtain of muddy water. 

Traffic heading back into the port was considerably lighter than it had been in the morning.  Perhaps, most locals knew better than to be on the roads when the afternoon monsoons arrived.  We arrived at the dock over an hour late.  The last tender back to the boat was supposed to have left at 5pm, but there were at least a thousand cruise ship passengers in line waiting to load up onto the tenders.  Our bus was one of the first ones back, and we didn’t bet back aboard the ship until nearly 6pm.  At 7pm, passenger services made an announcement looking for a group of Russian passengers, asking them to call the passenger services Desk.  If they were still ashore on Bali, being more than 2 hours past the all aboard time, it looked like they would have to book a flight home.  We usually book our tours through the ship because they guaranty that they will hold the ship for us, and that is a big relief when you’re in a foreign land with so many unknowns regarding traffic and travel times.

We did participate in a Movie Quotes trivia, and got beat by one point.  We picked the wrong movies for “We come in peace, we come in peace”, and “Christmas tree? Buddy chopped one down in the park”.  

We watched a show by one of the Cruise Director’s staff, Emma, who has done many trivia games with us.  She did a tribute to singing Divas, and we discovered that she is really a very talented singer in her own right.  We then wound up the evening with a do-it-all magician/comedian/psychic who put on a pretty well choreographed show with good audience participation but we have seen all the illusions, and heard all the jokes, and knew the outcome of the psychic demonstration, even if we could never figure out how they are done.  We’ve just seen them so many times, we’re a bit jaded when it comes to magic and illusionist shows.  

It’s saddening now to think that we are on the very end of this cruise adventure for us, which started in Prague.  That now seems such a long time ago.   We have traveled nearly halfway around the planet on the Sapphire Princess from ancient Europe, through the Middle East and deep into exotic Southeast Asia. But in Singapore, the ship put out the Christmas decorations while we were exploring the Marina Bay Gardens and Hotel, and today, we started hearing Christmas music in the buffet.  I guess it’s a reminder that it is indeed time to think about getting back home to family.  We have two sea days and then it’s time to disembark to Singapore and prepare for our long flight back home.  

Friday, December 13, 2019

Friday, December 13, 2019; At Sea Phuket to Bali Day 3

Friday, December 13, 2019; At Sea Phuket to Bali Day 3

We slept in again this morning, getting up just in time to grab a latte and danish at the International Cafe and then meet our trivia partners for the morning trivia.  We were happy to have an all new trivia, even though we didn’t win. We missed by 3 points, but were glad to have been challenged to dredge up new bits of useless knowledge from the dusty drawers of our memories.  Some of what we didn’t know:  In what country are Bertie Beatles manufactured?  What was Kings Cross, Sidney, called between 1897 and 1905?  Who was the queen of the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream?  What is “Singe” in French?

Janet watched “All Is True”- about the last days of Shakespeare’s career, while Ben burned off some guilt in the fitness center.  We then had lunch in the dining room before heading off to our afternoon activities.  We teamed up with a new couple and the Australians from our morning trivia team to play the Princess version of Jeopardy. We were again happy to find this to be an all new game with new categories and questions.  We racked up a win and donated our prizes to the team that graded our quiz.  

Next was our Grapevine tasting, which featured two selections from Chateau St. Michelle- a Washington State winery, in addition to wines from France and Germany.  Of course we were partial to our local wines, including the Indian Wells Merlot by Chateau St. Michelle.  We usually pick that up at our local Costco.  It is gratifying to see our local Washington wines on an international stage.

From the wine tasting, we stumbled our way to the Explorer’s lounge to join our regular trivia team for afternoon trivia.  We were pleasantly surprised to have another all new trivia.  Even though our brains were buzzed on wine, we were able to nab our second win for the day, winning notebooks, which we donated to people on nearby teams who haven’t been able to win prizes yet.  

We grabbed a quick dinner in the buffet to prepare for our Captain’s Circle reception.  We had met a nice couple from Australia at lunch and were able to coach them into making the most of their cocktail orders during the reception.  The wife was pretty happy with our strategies.  They are Platinum, and are looking forward to stepping up to Elite soon.  This time, we did not get more than 2 drinks, because that’s about all we can handle anyway.  The most travelled passengers on this cruise were from Australia, with 1200 days at sea, including the last 108 days on the Sapphire Princess. They will be disembarking with us in Singapore.  They had drawings to give away champagne and some Effy Jewelry, but our card wasn’t drawn. We haven’t had any luck with drawings on this cruise so far.  

We took our second drinks (007 Martini and Moscow Mule) to the Princess theater where we watched Brandon and James (Cellist and Tenor) a second time.  Their show was just as enjoyable the second time.  Their arrangements are brilliant, and the music they do really resonates with our generation.  

We arrive at Benoa, Bali tomorrow, so we’ll hit the sack early.  The tender ride to shore will be nearly 45 minutes, so we can look forward to long lines as part of our day tomorrow.  Hopefully the seas will be calm so the tenders can run at flank speed.  We will be riding elephants as part of our tour so this trip will be one of riding exotic animals.

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Thursday, December 12, 2019; At Sea, Phuket to Bali Day 2

Thursday, December 12, 2019; At Sea, Phuket to Bali Day 2

After sleeping in to help get Janet over her cold, we grabbed coffee and a danish at the International Cafe and met our trivia team for morning trivia.  We missed winning by 2 points, not knowing the year of Shakespeare’s birth, or the author of Robinson Crusoe.  We also missed the title of the person in charge of the Queen’s clothes, and the seat of intelligence, according to Aristotle.  

The weather has been in the mid 80’s with passing showers interspersed with intense tropical sun.  The humidity has been in the upper 70’s.  Ben hit the fitness center, which is nicely air conditioned.  It’s funny to see some of the men who walk around the open deck around the fitness center outside the glass shirtless in swim trunks with physiques that are really not attractive.  The women seem to have more sense.  There are certainly many more younger people using the fitness center, but it is still no trouble to find a treadmill or elliptical machine to use after 10am. 

The ship crossed the equator today and hosted a ceremony at the pool deck for those wishing to be initiated by King Neptune and his minions. This usually involves being smeared with various food items, kissing a fish, and then getting doused with buckets of water and then walking the plank into the swimming pool.  We certainly hope they drain and clean the pool after those festivities.  

We grabbed burgers from the poolside grill and watched briefly, but it was hot and humid enough that we resolved to watch it later on the TV reflections video filmed by the ship and sold on DVD to guests.  There were lots of kids that were participating, so it probably was more exciting than our multiple past equatorial crossings when the demographics of the passengers was skewed some 20-30 years older than this one.  

We got in a long nap after lunch to help with recovery from our colds.  We did attend the afternoon trivia, but discovered that it was a repeat of one they had 3 weeks ago for us, but not for our other team mates.  We let our other team mates figure out the answers with minimal hints and managed to win.  We donated our prizes of wine bottle stoppers to newbies around us since we don’t really have any weight allowance to bring souvenirs home in our airline luggage.  Since the morning trivia was an all new quiz for us, we were hoping not to have more repeats, but we may soon be done with afternoon and evening trivia’s if they are going to be repeats.  Now we know what it feels like to be “That team” that wins all the trivia’s, and that’s not so much fun.  

There was a Disney trivia and TV Themes trivia’s scheduled for the evening. We opted not to do the Disney trivia suspecting that to be a repeat, and to let the kids play that one. We watched the Princess Theater show which was a solo cabaret by one of the two female production show lead singers, Rebecca Elliott.  We always thought she was the better of the two singers, and she proved herself with her show as worthy to be her own headliner.  

We did do the TV Themes trivia, and teamed up with two couples who had not previously won.  We had won the TV Themes trivia on the last cruise segment, and unfortunately, this trivia was another repeat.  Again, we let our teammates work out most of the questions with minimal hints, and we chalked up another win, giving the Champagne bottle to the other couple who had not previously won.  I guess we will be watching more of the Movies on Demand for the last few days of this cruise.  We have another sea day tomorrow before arriving at Bali.  

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Wednesday, December 11, 2019; At Sea, Phuket to Bali Day 1

Wednesday, December 11, 2019; At Sea, Phuket to Bali

It was nice to sleep in until 8am and not have to be up at dawn for excursions.  Janet has come down with the cold that Ben is just about over so we are getting through our supply of OTC medications.  

Walking around the ship, the change in passenger demographics and decor is hard to ignore.  There is frequent laughter and chattering of children in the atrium and elevator lobbies, and it catches us off guard to run into children in the stair wells running up or down, some with face paint on.  The lounges now sport artificial Christmas trees.  The ship must have storerooms filled with decorations for each holiday. 

After a leisurely breakfast in the dining room, we met up with some trivia friends including a woman from Florida, a man from Utah, and a couple from Australia.  We were happy that they had some challenging questions like How many flowers are embossed on each side of an Oreo Cookie, and what mountains separate Casablanca from the Sahara desert.  There were also some funny questions like Which bird has suffered the greatest losses in population in Britain over the last 100 years- Blue Tit, Little Bustard, or Shag?  

Ben hit the fitness center while Janet watched Rene Zelwiger’s “Judy”, a rather melancholy biopic of Judy Garland’s post Wizard of Oz life.  Fame does carry with it a heavy price.  Then Janet walked the halls while it was Ben’s turn to take a nap.  

We skipped lunch in favor of afternoon tea, and then played the afternoon trivia.  We were 2 points off the win on this one.  Then it was time to get changed for the first of two Formal nights on this last cruise segment.  It has sure been nice to have professional laundry service- Ben’s shirts have never looked so nice and crisp, professionally starched and pressed.  

At dinner, we met a pair of women from Kentucky. One was quite talkative, and gave Ben a recipe for home made pimento cheese.  On the other side of us was a couple from San Francisco who will be spending the holidays staying on the Sapphire Princess for the next 21 days.  Their kids are headed to the in-laws this year for the holidays, so they will celebrate on their own in SE Asia.  

There was a Twisted Trivia tonight, featuring brain teasers and guess the ending video clips.  We met with the Australians that have been on our trivia team, and a woman from Kansas City in the lounge.  It turns out that the Twisted Trivia was exactly the same as the one we had attended earlier in our cruise, probably between Rome and Dubai.  The Australians had not seen it, nor had the woman from KC, so we stayed to help them win a bottle of champagne for the woman from KC to share with her husband, but it was hard knowing just how much of it to throw to stay just ahead of any other teams in the room, not knowing how many others were in the same position as us.  In the future, we’ll simply refrain if we know it’s a repeat trivia because it’s just not much fun if we’re not being challenged.  

Our evening concluded with watching the production show “Do You Wanna Dance” again.  It is interesting to see that some of the dancers have changed roles, and they are still down by one male lead singer, but have reworked the songs and choreography so that a new viewer would not know there was anything different.  The dancers really do an amazing job with all the different styles and types of dancing required for these shows, and the costuming is really well done, so we enjoy even seeing the same show again.  It sounded like our cruise director has also come down with the cold that has worked its way through the ship, as he made his end of the show announcements.

They shut down the Casino tonight because we were back within Singapore’s territorial waters, and could see the Marina Bay Hotel, Gardens and Ferris Wheel in the distance as we sailed past tonight.  We have to move our clocks forward an hour back to Singapore time tonight, and have one more sea day tomorrow before we hit Bali.  

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Tuesday, December 10, 2019; Phuket, Thailand

Tuesday, December 10, 2019; Phuket, Thailand

Last night we got to move our clocks back an hour, but it was still hard to get up with the alarm.  These back to back port days are exhausting.  This morning the ship dropped anchor outside the Port of Phuket, which is situated on the southeast corner of the Island of Phuket, which is a State within the country of Thailand.  The ship was operating tenders to shuttle people to and from shore.  We followed the prescribed procedures and all was orderly right up until the point where we emerged from the Port  entrance, which was not much of a facility other than a small building containing a restaurant and office next to the dock.  Tents were set up for money changing and then there was a dirt road that was lined with vendor tents.  Tour guides were milling about gathering people for their tours, organized by the stickers given out to designate the tour and bus number. There was no bus loading area in the port, so the guides led mobs of people down the dirt road to a nearby road with narrow shoulders and moderately heavy traffic.  There were very narrow shoulders and irregular ground without a proper loading zone for buses.  The buses and guides were extremely disorganized- the whole situation had a very impromptu improvised feel to it.  We eventually managed to get everyone on the bus, but this was one of the most poorly organized and implemented tour embarkation process.  

We chose to do a ”Best of Phuket” tour, as did about 10 other bus loads of people from the ship.  This made all the sites a bit crowded, even though they did try to stagger the destinations between the different buses to spread the crowd around the Island.  

Our first stop as at the southern end of Phuket Island where there is a small automated navigational light with a naval memorial and shrine surrounded by all manner of elephant statues overlooking the Malacca straits.  It is called Sunset View Point, but we were obviously not there at sunset.  There was a bit of a stair climb to the viewpoint, but the viewing area was a large plaza so there was no problem with getting a good position for our pictures.  There are several small islands just off shore, including one featuring a huge golden Buddha statue visible on it’s shore facing Phuket.  There were numerous tourist shops along the street and a public bathroom. Princess had made arrangements with many of these facilities to prepay the usual toilet use charges so people booked on Princess tours only have to display their tour stickers to get into the toilets for free.  That doesn’t mean they have toilet paper, soap or towels.  That also doesn’t guaranty that they’ll have any western style sit-on toilets because squat hole toilets are the rule in this part of the world. So it’s always advisable to bring toilet paper and hand sanitizer on excursions anywhere in Southeast Asia.  

Our next stop was Wat Chalong Temple, the largest and most respected of Phuket’s Buddhist temples. This temple had several buildings including a 3 story tower with rooms full of Buddha statues in various poses on each floor.  A smaller but very elaborately decorated temple housed a relic of Buddah, an incisor tooth, sealed within a crystal egg.  

This temple site had a feature that looked like an odd beehive oven, but was actually a place to explode firecrackers as a form of worship. Someone manning the oven appeared to also sell firecrackers, and when they were lit and tossed into the oven through a steel door, they would explode with the sounds echoing throughout the complex, and smoke would then billow out of the holes around the top of the chimney structure.  

The most interesting feature to us were the number of bridal photo sessions going on around the complex, and the beautiful gowns the brides were wearing.  

We then had our mandatory shopping stop at a jewelry factory in what is billed as “The Largest Gem Store In The World”. There were some really nice geological specimens and shells in the reception area, and a large factory area where craftsmen were soldering findings at one station, faceting stones at another, and setting stones in  rings at another.  The show room was truly huge, looking a bit like a very expensive Costco sized showroom with salt water aquariums and banks of display cases with every imaginable type of gem stone in every imaginable setting.  There was also a side showroom with other merchandise including crocodile leather goods, and more tourist oriented items. 

Lunch was at a huge new air conditioned modern and upscale shopping mall.  They had a huge banquet room upstairs that looks like it was made specifically to handle large tour groups.  We had a buffet with a variety of Thai foods, salad fixings and desserts.  The food was just so, so, but nobody left hungry, except perhaps for a woman who was very unhappy that she had gluten allergies and had notified the tour in advance that she needed a special gluten free lunch.  While everyone was eating, she waited, and stewed about how terrible it was that her food wasn’t ready right away.  Then when her lunch arrived 20 minutes later, it was not much more than pickings from the salad bar and some dry chicken breast slices seasoned with salt and pepper. There were plenty of items in the buffet that were gluten free like steamed rice, steamed vegetables and fruits, but she was paranoid that she couldn’t be 100% sure there wasn’t any gluten snuck into any of those items.  There was probably no way anyone was going to be able to satisfy her.  

Our final stop was a Thai Cultural Center, which looked and felt like a low budget Polynesian Cultural Center.  There were exhibits and displays scattered around the site, but we were there just to attend a folkloric dance show.  The dancers and staff were all very friendly and courteous, but a bit overwhelmed by the size of the cruise ship tour group sizes.  The venue was a covered amphitheater with Fiberglas tiered seats and a stage. It was not air conditioned, and quite hot despite plenty of fans circulating air around the room, and we were all handed rattan fans to use during the show.

The costumes were beautiful and the dancers very attractive and talented, but the stage and sets were very low budget and simple.  Since it was so hot, and we had just had lunch, it was a struggle to stay awake at times during the show.  In addition to several dance pieces and demonstrations of some ceremonial traditions, they had a mock Thai kick boxing demonstration that was amusing.  In their mock fight, one of the fighters knocks out one of the referees.  

After the show completed, we filed back onto the bus for the journey back to the port.  When we had left, the ship’s All Aboard time was 4:00PM, but the dance program finished up just before 4:00PM.  Since we were on a ship’s excursion, and there were at least 5 other buses on the same schedule, we weren’t concerned.  The buses had to unload along the road, and we had to walk about 2 blocks to the dock where the tenders were boarding, but we boarded without delays, and made it back on the ship right at 5PM.  

We got cleaned up while we watched the end of Die Hard, one of the “Holiday Season” selections on the ship’s video system, and then had a nice dinner in the dining room.  

Tonight there was a 1960’s name that tune.  We saw another couple sitting at another table near us and invited them to join us. They were experienced cruisers who thought they had sworn off trivia, but thought they’d do this one since there wasn’t much else going on at the time. Turns out they were really very good at 1960’s music.  After the first 3 songs, another younger couple came in for swing dance lessons that were to follow the trivia, and they also sat with us.  We ended up winning the trivia, and gave the couple a pile of bottle stoppers since neither we or the other experienced cruising couple were eager to pack any more nick nacks home.  Janet ended up donating ours to some of the waitstaff in the lounge.

We finished the night watching Die Hard 2.  We’re looking forward to a few sea days as the ship heads to Bali.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Monday, December 9, 2019; Penang, Malaysia

Monday, December 9, 2019; Penang, Malaysia

The ship was approaching the dock as we looked out our balcony.  This time, the ship tied up with it’s starboard side adjacent to the terminal building, but alas, there was no unlocked Wifi signal available from out balcony. 

After grabbing a quick breakfast, we headed to our disembarkation lounge.  We  followed all the rules and still managed to get pretty decent seats on the bus, but the mobility challenged were already seated on the bus well before we arrived.  We ended up with a Chinese Malaysian guide who was easier to understand than the Indian Malaysian guide we had yesterday.  Our bus today was also in much better shape with a PA system that worked and AC that was ample for the job.  Yesterday in Kuala Lumpur, the air conditioner didn’t work until after our lunch, and the PA system was terrible.  It also felt like the bus we had yesterday badly needed some new shock absorbers.  

Our first stop was the Temple of Paradise, the largest Buddhist temple in SE Asia.  This was also the most rigorous of our stops which required some uphill hiking from the parking lot to the 7 story Pagoda that is the most characteristic feature of the temple.  Our guide introduced us to some of the basic beliefs of Buddhists and the significance of some of the features of the temple.  There are so many gods in Buddhism that it’s hard to keep track of them all.  The temples tend to be very colorful and elaborately decorated, almost to the point of garishness.  There are many colorful figures with many facial expressions and in many interesting poses.  Some figures are gigantic, and many of the more sacred ones are covered in gold leaf.  This temple has a large turtle pond.  It was thought that releasing a turtle into the pond would bring long life, but the pond is so full of turtles now that a sign prohibits the release of any new turtles into the pond, but for a fee, you can reintroduce turtles that are already in the pond as a form of homage.  

Buddhist temples offer many opportunities to make offerings, whether it be in the form of money, incense sticks, banners or other items that can be purchased on site.  This must be what funds these temples.  

This temple had many worship shrines and a large central worship hall where some sort of ceremony was in progress.  The room was filled with people dressed in black outfits.  The front and sides of the hall were filled with golden Buddhas in various poses behind glass panes. 

Our guide had advised most people to avoid climbing the Pagoda because the stairs are very narrow and can be very congested.  This brought to mind the scene in the movie “In Bruges” where one of the character chides an obese American tourist who was going to climb the clock tower, provoking quite a scene.  Ultimately, that tourist does attempt to go up the clock tower, but apparently dies in the stairwell, obstructing it for the rest of the day.  We are happy to report that we did manage to get up into the Pagoda, at least as far as they would allow- Six levels.  The doorway to the 7th level was locked.  

It was sunny, and the temperature was in the mid 80’s, with 75% humidity, so we did work up a bit of a sweat by the time we had made it back to the air conditioned bus.  

Our second stop was the mansion of a rich Chinese-Malaysian business man who made his fortune during the Tin rush.  It is a museum of Baba-Nyonya culture, which is also known as Straits Chinese culture. The Baba is an ethnic Chinese man who marries a local woman, the Nyonya, who may be of native Malaysian, Burmese, or even Thai lineage.  The Straits Chinese are a very influential and important part of the Malaysian cultural landscape.  This museum showcases a lot of jewelry, some of which is available for sale, as well as art works of many types that were collected by this family.  The house itself is an example of a grand mansion of the era.  

A short drive took us to a Thai Buddhist Temple, which is the location of the fourth largest reclining Buddha in the world.  This temple acts as a sort of Mausoleum because underneath and behind the enormous comfortable looking Buddha are thousands of nooks containing crematory remains in jars with memorial plaques, inscriptions and figures. There are also Golden Buddhas around the periphery of the room representing each of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac and each day of the week.  For a non-Buddhist, it is all fascinating, but hard to figure out.  On the other hand, a Buddhist walking into a Catholic Church would probably feel the same way looking at the Stations of the Cross and the candles at the base of figures of the Virgin Mary and the Crucified Jesus.  By this point in our trip , we must admit to being a bit Cathedral/Mosque/Temple fatigued.  

We recharged our batteries in a nice hotel banquet hall where we had a nice buffet lunch.  It was nice to find a modern western facility since most of the Temples we have visited had squat toilets with no toilet paper or soap.

Our next stop was a refreshing diversion in the form of a huge entomological park with all manner of insects, lizards, spiders and plants.  The most memorable part is the huge central room filled with butterflies fluttering about in abundance.  It is always fun to visit a butterfly house, and a challenge to get a few good pictures of them.  

Our final stop was what can best be characterized as the cruise ship excursion’s mandatory shopping stop, but this one was a legitimately interesting and educational one to a Batik Factory.  Batik is a textile technology that involves applying wax to fabric to create artistic patterns that resist dying.  Wax patterns can be applied by stamping or hand painting, and the colors can also be applied in a vat, or hand painted in multiple steps to create different effects and patterns.  It can be quite labor intensive and can require highly skilled artisans to produce good quality batik.  It certainly gave us a greater appreciation of Batik, and what to look for in terms of quality and artistry. 

Our bus got stuck in heavy traffic as it approached the cruise ship terminal, and literally inched its way the last 2 miles in nearly an hour.  We were an hour late, arriving just a half hour before the all aboard deadline.  Thank goodness for being on a ship’s excursion.  

We decided to use our AAA specialty dining vouchers to eat at the Sabatini’s restaurant and ordered lobster for Janet and steak for Ben so we could have DIY surf and turf.  They actually brought out two lobster tails on Janet’s platter, and Ben’s steak was huge. Ironically, Ben’s steak was more tender than the lobster tails.  Dessert was delicious.  

As we dined, the captain came on the overhead announcing that the ship’s departure was being delayed because 3 guests remained missing and unaccounted for, and that the ship would wait another 20 minutes, which would have been a full hour past the All Aboard deadline, for them to show up.  Then as we were finishing dessert, the Captain came on the speakers again to say as they were casting off the lines, the missing passengers were spotted racing through the terminal, so with 2 of 4 lines already cast off, and the gangways put away, they had to get out an emergency gangway to get those passengers aboard.  Boy, they were very luck to have a Captain willing to delay departure of the other 2497 passengers by a full hour to accommodate them.  It did save them from finding a way to get from Penang to Phuket overnight.  

We just barely made it to the 70’s Name That Tune Trivia, and started playing by ourselves when a couple from New Zealand came in after the first 3 songs and joined us.  Eventually 2 other couples from New Zealand who were with them showed up.  We missed winning by one point.  For some reason, Kaitlyn, who was hosting the Trivia insisted that the “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” song she played was not by Simon and Garfunkel because the playlist she had said it was by someone named “Fred Carter Jr”.  She would not accept Simon and Garfunkel despite there being 100% agreement among all of the audience in the lounge that she was wrong.  She was being a bit arrogant about her infallibility on that one, and only relented to allow a half point for Simon and Garfunkel, and if there were any more complaints, there would be no points.  Well, everyone in the room lost a half point for that one.  Being the only one in the entire lounge that was in her 20’s, maybe she can legitimately claim to not know that song, but really?  Looking him up in Wikipedia revealed that he was a session musician who had worked on “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” among other songs by many other singers as a session musician, but that doesn’t knock Simon and Garfunkel off the top billing for that song.

We opted to call it a night because we had already seen the Branden and James Cello and Tenor singer act in the Theater, and we have to be up at dawn again tomorrow for our Phuket excursion.  We sure do miss not having a sea day or two between ports of call.  Today’s excursion was certainly exhausting.  We clocked over 12,000 steps and nearly 5 miles in the heat and humidity today, so we won’t have any trouble falling asleep tonight.

Sunday, December 8, 2019

Sunday, December 8, 2019; Port Kelang & Kuala Lumpur Visit #2

Sunday, December 8, 2019; Port Kelang and Kuala Lumpur Visit 2

During our short cruise from Singapore to Port Kelang overnight, it is quite evident that the demographics of the ship’s passengers has change dramatically.  With a shorter cruise duration during summer holidays for Australians, there are a lot of younger families on board, including many with young children, including toddlers and grade schoolers. We heard that there are 800 Americans, 700 Australians, 340 Canadians, 310 UK’ers, 140 Chinese, and 100 Singaporese.  There are also about 40 other countries with residents represented on board.

Even though we had in Port Kelang and Kuala Lumpur just 2 days earlier, there are a lot of things that can be seen so we booked a tour to see the Batu Caves, which is a shrine on the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur located in a limestone outcropping overlooking Kuala Lumpur. The caves are still a 90 minute drive from Port Kelang, so a long bus ride is required, but the traffic today, a Sunday, was a lot less than it had been 2 days earlier.  We spent more time driving through suburban areas this trip.  The first excursion we took spent most of its time in the downtown of Kuala Lumpur.  

The limestone mountain that the Batu Caves arises from seems to be relatively isolated, rising up over the surrounding suburban landscape to quite a height.  The temple is marked by a huge golden statue standing at the base of the mountain.  There is a very steep concrete staircase that runs right up the front of the mountain.  There are no switch backs, but there is a landing about every 30-50 steps.  The steps are quite shallow and steep with a nearly 1:1 rise and tread of about 1 foot.  It is easy to feel a sense of dread looking either up the steps (climaphobia), or down (bathmophobia).  The steps are brightly painted with a rainbow of colors. 

Locals celebrate a number of festivals and ceremonies at this shrine.  Many small children are dressed up like kids at Easter in the US, in little suits and pretty dresses.  Infants are also dressed up, and have their heads shaved as part of a ceremony, and pigments are applied to the forehead.  I suppose a parallel could be drawn to Ash Wednesday and Baptisms in the Christian world.   This makes for interesting people watching as people are dressed in all manner of local traditional outfits and kids just being kids.  

We were fortunate that the weather was cooperative.  There as a 60% probability of precipitation today, but when we arrived, there was a light breeze and lightly overcast skies, moderating the heat and humidity.  We were able to climb the stairs in about 15 minutes, stopping to rest and take pictures at the landings. 

At the top of the steps, we were rewarded with views of the cave entrance and the city below, as well as a dizzying view down the steps.  There are a lot of monkeys that play in the vines and rocks around the cave entrance.  Many of these have learned to take advantage of tourists, raiding any unattended bags, and even snatching things off peoples’ heads.  I saw one man who had a ceremonial head covering that had flowers woven into it have it snatched right off his head.  The monkey scampered a short distance away and then ripped the flowers out of the head covering and eating them.  Other people were actually feeding the monkeys with bananas and coconuts they had carried to the top in plastic bags.

The main cavern contains a temple and several smaller shrines in side chambers.  The roof of the main cavern is open to the sky, so there is natural light inside.  There are limestone cavern flow formations including flow stone, stalagmites and stalactites, but the formations are worn and heavily stained with soot and dirt.  There has been no effort at preserving the formations other than erecting railings to keep visitors in the central part of the main cavern.  

The Buddhist shrines are colorfully decorated and feature all manner of figurines depicting a variety of human and supernatural beings engaged in all sorts of activities and poses. It’s all a bit hard to figure out, but it is fascinating and visually stimulating.  There is a fair bit of incense smoke in the shrine.  The shrine is very popular, but we did not find it to be too crowded.  It was easy enough to go from place to place and to spend as much time looking at things as you wished.  

We did have to rush back down the steps to get to the bus in the allotted hour that we had at the site, but that was an adequate visit for our purposes. 

The buses then took us to the Royal Selangor Pewter works, which was situated closer to the downtown core of Kuala Lumpur.  The factory was very modern and comfortably air conditioned, and also offered free fast wifi.  We did learn about Pewter- an alloy of Tin, Antimony and Copper, and watched artisans doing various kinds of work on the products that are produced in the factory.  Most people are probably familiar with Pewter beer steins, but one of the more useful items we saw were airtight pewter jars for storage of tea leaves.  A tiny 125mL tin cost around $150, so while it was very nice, we passed on buying any souvenirs. The showroom did contain all manner of pewter items for sale ranging from simple castings for under $10 to gold plated silver sculptures selling for tens of thousands of dollars.  

Our next stop was the National Museum of Malaysia, which was the one stop on this tour that duplicated a stop from our prior tour, but the museum is large enough and contains so many artifacts, that we had no trouble keeping ourselves busy examining the more interesting artifacts and reading more of the didactic information.  

We wound up the tour with a stop at the Traders Hotel for a buffet lunch.  This hotel had some large banquet rooms that could accommodate huge groups like our cruise ship tours.  This featured some local Malaysian items, and was a pretty good buffet, although the buffet at the KL Tower was nicer.  

We mostly slept as the bus took us back to the Port of Kelang.  As we headed back, we were greeted with a late afternoon monsoon rain that drenched the streets.  We were glad to be in the bus for that.  By the time we returned to the ship, the rain had cleared off as quickly as it had appeared.  We took advantage of the free WiFi in the terminal to update our emails and upload photos before boarding the ship.

We returned just in time for afternoon trivia, which was a normal trivia game.  Three were not nearly as many people playing today as would have been present towards the end of the last cruise, but there were probably 12 teams.  We teamed up with some people whom we had met on the earlier cruise segment and a new Australian couple and tied with 2 other teams for first place.  We lost the tie breaker because we didn’t know how many official constellations there are in the night sky.  Now we know.

We had Surf and Turf for dinner, and then made it to James Bond Trivia, which we won bottle stoppers for.  We finished the evening with the Princess Theater Born to be Wild production show, which we have seen many times already, but they have a new lead male singer, who we think might have actually been one of the dancers promoted to take the place of the injured or sick male lead who disappeared from the stage last week and probably left the ship in Singapore.  They still put on a great entertaining and high energy show.

There was a Beatles Name That Tune trivia tonight but it was scheduled for 10:30PM and we have an early excursion tomorrow when we arrive at Penang Island, Malaysia.